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letra de rock against drugs - sam kinison

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[announcer]
would you please welcome… sam kinison!

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[sam kinison]
oh man… [laughs]
you’re just happy i’m still alive
ah, sh-t…

well, i see the party started a little early at some of your places too, huh?

you’re doing the right thing. f-ck it, man. it’s thursday night. we’re about to make it sat-rday f-cking night. ‘cause none of us are going to work tomorrow. f-ck it!

go in 11 o’clock, noon, wrecked, your hair f-cked up, your nose bleeding… [sniffs]
just look at ‘em and go, “oh, what do you expect? i was with him! oh ohhhhhh!
i’m lucky to be alive! oh ohhhhhh!”

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such a moral push, isn’t there in this country? to try and get us to behave
don’t f-cking drink and drive…
god, they have made such a big f-cking deal about this, haven’t they?
it didn’t used to be such a big f-cking deal
you had a few drinks. you drove home
now you’re a d-ck, y’know? now you’re a f-ckin’ assh0l-…
“child k!ller! child k!ller! attempted manslaughter! attempted manslaughter!”
y’know…
y’know, like you’re going out to your car
they go, “well i sure hope i slide into a family of six tonight! wooooo!
i bet you i can pass out before i hit the stoplight!”

yeah, that’s not your f-cking attitude
you’re doing your best
you know, don’t drink and f-cking drive
sh-t, we don’t want to
i mean, you don’t get f-cked up so you can see how well you do on the test later, you know?
but there’s no other way to get our f-cking car back to the house!
how are we supposed to get f-cking home, man?

we’ve gotta drink and drive
they don’t wanna accept it. they don’t f-cking wanna accept-
like we’re all gonna ride the bus. give me a f-cking bus pass, alright?
“bus pass please!”

we’re not gonna ride the bus
we’re gonna f-cking drink and we’re gonna drive and we’re gonna pull it off
because most of us do it every single f-cking night

i drink, folks. i won’t lie to you
i wait ’til everything’s done, and then i blow my f-cking brains out.
i drink. i mean, if you’re gonna drink, once in a while, you gotta f-cking drink
you just get [?], no…
no, every once in a while you gotta think about the woman that broke your heart and go
“oh, make that two-fifths of jack daniel’s!”
yeah, every once in a while you just gotta [???]
i know everybody’s, like, trying to be straight now. doesn’t that p-ss you off? these f-cking rock ’n roll p-ssies…

yeah, i watch mtv all the time
they have the “rock against drugs” commercials, that whole campaign…
these guys have, like, you know, slid into f-cking school buses and k!lled 20 children, you know?
“rather than face a life sentence, they made a public service announcement.”
yeah, no sh-t. you know?

i love these guys that are just like, “h-llo. listen, don’t get caught with drugs, or you’ll have to do a commercial just like this one.”
i think i found the message. the message is “don’t get caught”

“rock against drugs”, what a f-cking name
somebody was high when they came up with this title, you know?
it’s like “christians against christ”
rock created drugs! what are they talking about?
they go together, folks

yeah, i’m not a good role model for impressionable youth
“can’t believe it! the guy opens his show with ‘drink and drive’, ‘do drugs’…”

- sam kinison

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