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letra de skibidi leithreas (alternate version) - ryan roberts (ireland)

no, no, la polizia

got so constipated i had to sh-t three times
called it a trilogy
gave birth to a massive brown beast
called it my mini-me
fart clouds so thick they could knock out a gazelle
smell the toxic aroma? yeah, that sh-t rings a bell

walls were shaking, like my ass was dropping thunderous beats (ha)
gas clouds were forming, knocking over feasts (sh-t)
plungers started bowing, giving my throne respect
toilet wrote a eulogy for the monster i erect

b-tch, i’ll give you my two cents
how’s this for my new scent?
b-tch, i’ll give you my two cents

huh
i got a pain in my tummy
must’ve been cause i ate something funny
this b-tch called me a dummy (b-tch!)
cause i’m wrapped in toilet paper like a mummy
the pain’s got me stumbling
i hate my stomach
an bhfuil cead agam dul go dti an leithreas?
cause i gotta take a sh-t, for real
on the skibidi leithreas
i got an ego so big
got six people on my dih
one of them
including myself

on skibidi toilet i’m gay
pause
tung tung sahur and that’s bars
i’m up in here gooning to pictures of cars (vroom)
lightning mcqueen, i shoot for the stars (kachow)
i’m the neighbours kid, but i cum from afar (ahahahah)
i got baby oil so come to my yard
a diddy party and free of charge (hahahaha)
give me a discount on the brainrot card

said b-tch, get the f-ck of my way
b-tch, don’t give a f-ck what you say (ha, ha)
sit, down and just look away (ha, ha)
skibidi toilet coming today (ha, ha!)
like what?!

i gotta take a sh-t
i gotta take a sh-t
on the skibidi leithreas
i gotta take a sh-t
i gotta take a sh-t, for real
on the skibidi leithreas
did it hurt you much
when i let go?
microplastics in our b-lls
do we cum lego?
low taper fade ninja, like assassino cappuccino
(shut the f-ck up, shut up, i’m getting calls)
i gotta go

i’m over here stroking my d-ck
i got lotion on my d-ck right now
i’m just stroking my sh-t
i’m h-rny as f-ck man
i’m a freak, man, like, for real

call me lego batman, the way i’m bricked and batman (like what?!)
bricked like a nokia, but i never snap, man (like what?!)
said “i can’t come to your party” (fwäeh)
my friend touched squirrels in the public parky
sitting on the toilet, the skibidi leithreas
bars so sh-tty, the stench immense is
ain’t standing on sh-t, i’m sitting on business
wrote this sh-t to feel f-cking ridiculous

sigma, alpha, chimichanga
supa strika, party p–pa!
ballerina cappuccina
dirty chocolate w-lly w-nka!
openai technologia
mr. aura, nokia blokia
tony tony tony chopper
one piece ref’
“can we get much higher?”
i gotta take a sh-t (he gotta take a sh-t)
i gotta take a sh-t (he gotta take a sh-t)
on the skibidi leithreas
i gotta take a sh-t (he gotta take a sh-t)
i gotta take a sh-t, for real (he gotta take a sh-t, for real)
on the skibidi leithreas

woagh!

here with this b-tch, she on me me me
i fell asleep though snore mi mi mi
slipped on sh-t before victory
i’m getting help from chat gpt
this is on god, its on skibidi
i gotta take a sh-t, for real
on the skibidi leithreas

get out!

- ryan roberts ireland

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