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letra de waistcoat! british man in america - ryan mcgregor

what’s up motherf-ckers?
british man in america homies
you -rs-holes drive on the wrong side of the road
you refrigerate your eggs
what the f-ck is wrong with you american b-st-rds?

i’m a rich british -rs- in hollywood
out of touch?
no bl–dy good
i blow my money at gucci on useless sh-t
abs like art
six pack fit
la lasses wear too much slap
f-ck sephora
you look like cr-p
la lads are too dressed down
f-ck old navy
i ain’t no clown

a tourist bloke said today
hey local
is beverly drive this way?
i said f-ck you
i wore a waistcoat to ihop
yankee no
i’m a man of style
burberry tie
socks argyle
f-ck fake t–th
crooked smile
10,000 pounds in my pocket
they stole my car
i forgot to lock it
aston martin
i can buy another
bad rap songs made me rich motherf-cker

get laid as i drink earl grey
i’m hardcore
drink tea all day
i say yes
you say yeah
i say no
you say nah
don’t get no sun
skin like a ghost
la people tan like toast
bob barker called
he wants his look back
i rap hip hop
but never sold crack

i don’t do drugs
i only drink
i make fresh juice at the sink
weed is something you find by flowers
pesticides remove weeds in hours
i’m british and read books and sh-t
you could say i love english lit
shakespeare, d-ckens, tolkien, dahl
i read my books at the mall
my yankee girlfriend eats whitefish salad
she wants me to sing a f-cking ballad
i’m like no b-tch
i’m a f-cking rebel
turn up the bass
turn down the treble

i order fish and chips
and your chips are crisps
my favourite soup is tomato bisque
f-cking baked beans at breakfast
get p-ssed at pubs
get p-ssed at pubs
my ex gave david beckham a back rub
broke up with that b-tch
broke up with that b-tch

american football is for little girls
sh-t nfl blokes wear tights for ballet twirls
real men watch manchester city
and cry when goals fail
and sh-t gets gritty
your remake of the office sucked major b-lls
your nba stars are too f-cking tall

i eat bangers and mash
so rich i always pay in cash
mortgage rates are too high
american markets might crash
when i take off my pants
i mean undies not trousers
and i take off both really fast
don’t want no trouble with bobbies
that’s why i don’t buy crack
i use a fork and knife
my own manners are on track
f-ck american cider
where’s the alcohol b-tch?
got tired of that sh-t really quick

bought new clothes today after breakfast
rodeo drive
the he b-tch salesman was like
can i show you these nike suburbia dad clothes in your size?
i said f-ck you
i wore a waistcoat to ihop
gah
f-cking pleb
i’m british
i don’t dress down in all this sh-t that you’re selling
gah
what is the matter with you?

- ryan mcgregor

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