a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 #

letra de smiling friends vs don't hug me i'm scared - roshawn (arb)

awesome rap battles
charlie and pim
vs
don’t hug me i’m scared
begin

charlie and pim:
charlie, are these characters some guys we should know?
no, pim, they’re just a horror that’s disguised as a kid’s show
oh, well, that seems a little played out, i guess
no sh-t, these three all reek of cliche, and it’s a f-cking mess
our show on hulu’s a success, we’re praised for being innovative
making so much green, and we do it because we’re so creative
our absurdist humor makes every consumer watch more
your show comes on and no one goes rushing to grab the popcorn
we’rе breaking new grounds, the grеatest show around
our bars for sure astound, we’ll beat you in two rounds
anyway, i think our time is almost up, you guys can go
so, uh, try your best, even though i know that you can’t flow

don’t hug me i’m scared:
a show that i am baffled anybody enjoys
with no jokes except an ugly character who has a silly voice
rinse and repeat every episode, it’s like it never ends
i just explained the formula of that sh-t show called smiling friends
you say you’re innovative, but i’ve seen it all before
a show on adult swim with gross-out humor and bad jokes galore
plus your stuttering, awkward dialogue’s not charming, it’s dorky
didn’t realize we were battling discount rick and morty
we’re bringing the horror, and making the viewers scream, and we could do it all day
you do the same, but not in a good way, they’re like “somebody please change the channel, i pray!”
you two aren’t scared of us? let me break it down
our horror’s psychological, it attacks the brain, so you’re safe now
charlie and pim:
you called our characters ugly? can’t sweep that under the rug
yeah, i think it’s weird they talk to us about an ugly mug
especially red guy, he doesn’t have cause
because he looks like dr. zoidberg from wish.com
you may have been popular back in 2015
but now your popularity’s about as dead as the queen
when it comes to cartoons for adults, we are the paragon
these losers crashed and burned like they just hit the f-cking pentagon

don’t hug me i’m scared:
lecturing us on looks is very troublesome
i think you two should rename your show to booger and bubblegum
let us all agree never to battle again
because our rhymes are always a perfect ten, but yours we can’t defend
okay, we’re almost out of time, let us teach you a lesson
about the importance of not battling those you are lesser than
you’re just a passing fad, us three are in the hall of fame
so go back to your little house and hang your heads in shame

- roshawn arb

letras aleatórias

MAIS ACESSADOS