letra de don’t use your penis (for a brain) [live] - romanovsky & phillips
[verse 1]
i think p-n-ses are wonderful
i love to play with them
m-st-rbation is loads of fun
and so is loving other men
watch them grow before your eyes
lie back and watch them shrink
they can do a lot of things
but don’t use them to think
[chorus]
come on now
don’t use your p-n-s for a brain
hard as it may be, you really must refrain
’cause it’s meant to bring you pleasure
but it’s bound to bring you pain
if you try to use your p-n-s for a brain
[verse 2]
some men are always collecting things
like sports cars, guns and knives
they seem to think of them
as masculine extensions of their size
perhaps it makes them feel secure
or smart or even tall
but that kind of macho reasoning
will only screw us all
[chorus]
come on, boys
don’t use your p-n-s for a brain
hard as it may be, you really must refrain
’cause it’s just a manly treasure
no, it’s not a gun to aim
so don’t try to use your p-n-s for a brain
[bridge]
p-n-ses are fun but not intelligent
they have no iq
p-n-ses are cute but they’re not logical
don’t let them make decisions for you
la la, la-la la la
la la la
la la la, la-la la la la
la-la-la, la la la la la
la la la la la
la la la la la la
interpretive dance!
thanks, i choreographed that myself
now, i noticed some of you aren’t singing along still
i don’t know if this is because you’re a little nervous wrapping your lips around this word or what
but it’s safe song so it’s okay, okay?
[verse 3]
now let’s suppose you are a soldier
or a sailor, or a marine
the chance is one in ten
that you might have to shower with a queen
why does this terrify some men
down to their very soul?
ls it because when they’re with women
they have got no self-control?
[chorus]
sound off
don’t use your p-n-s for a brain
hard as it may be, you must refrain
’cause it’s meant to bring you pleasure
but it’s bound to bring you pain
if you try to use your p-n-s for a brain
once more
don’t use your p-n-s for a brain
hard as it may be, you really must refrain
’cause it’s not a way to measure
your power or your fame
so don’t try to use your p-n-s
you mustn’t try to use your p-n-s (don’t try to use your p-n-s)
please don’t try to use your p-n-s (don’t try to use your p-n-s)
for a brain!
letras aleatórias
- letra de horror trash - gospel
- letra de merry like this - kirby & allister x
- letra de bhool ja - chaar diwaari
- letra de ruin my night - iheartmidnight
- letra de ответ (the answer) - лента (lenta)
- letra de dishes - mom rock
- letra de helikopter - ylvis
- letra de city beneath the surface - avatar (pre savatage)
- letra de είναι αστείο δεν (einai asteio den) - bong da city (grc)
- letra de i was - カネヨリマサル (kaneyori masaru)