letra de meet the devs - reyisblu3
[verse 1]
dear markus
i’m sorry, but you caused me exhaustion, let me be honest
it takes a man to be a dev and you are not responsive
i look at you and wish mojang had a different designer
i’m sorry, but you have to forever be in their shadow
life is hard, i know
the challenges always gon’ beat us home
sometimes developers make ten mistakes a day before we’re told
and it’s a good game, they needed good leadership
let me be your mentor, since you clearly don’t notice sh-t
never let a glitch grow in the code, notch
either it dies right there, or you get burnt down the line, notch
never become a d-ckhead, notch, it’s a bad decision
please remember, you can make it good if you remove the glitches
never code switch, notice right from wrong, you a bad dev
we all know that it benefits your goals
think about it, take criticism
don’t you cut them corners like we know you did
f-ck everything you did
don’t pay to buy a mansion in the hills, patch the glitch out this sh-t
understand, don’t make mistakes then hide behind a wall
don’t be ashamed, admit your faults
admit you made a bomb, don’t make a glitch to hide the glitch
then show the glitch to all
yeah, 2.5 billion, your portion size is large
be proud of who you are, that strength come from within
lot of game devs, that’s real
but, we know you ain’t one of them
yeah, you ain’t nothing like them
but you carry yourself as “king”
can’t understand me right now, just skip to 5:18
[verse 2]
dear microsoft
we know y’all got some habits, i’ll help you to underline
especially with all these creepers ruining our mining
you the publisher, these issues could never go under-minded
it’s the emotion that we feel
it’s too strong to just be discounted
dear mojang, you gave birth to a griefing incinerator
even getting you to speak on the issues a huge favor
i think you should remove all creepers
like all creepers, take out all creepers
i’m blaming you for all his bombing addictions
psychopath intuition, the mob that likes to play victim
you made a horrible f-cking creature, the nerve of you, mojang
soft, you better sit down, what i’m about to say is so painful
ahem, this thing’s a sick freak
it’s a glitched mob, i think all of his kind should die
him and his friends should get burned down for the rest they meaningless lives
he hates villages, always tryna bomb ’em, always reeks of blasting powder
wanna beef with me, he doesn’t understand being a pig just fits him better
he got many errors in his little code, that, for some reason, you keep allowing
yeah, villagers shouldn’t be compromised, but he’s making explosions around ’em
and we gotta build our bases knowing there’s predators like him lurking
f-ck a rap battle, he should die so that we can finally play with a purpose
i’ve been with this game for twelve years, let me tell y’all one lil secret
it’s some cringe sh-t going on, and mojang always the one to police it
tryna bait and switch us with the cave & cliffs versions, thinking we’ll let it slide past us
then we leak the codes to the public, but they still wanna push their agenda
to any person who be playing this game; just know that you’re playing yourself, sir
and you better start selling your console
they the weirdos, not the good ones
tech told me “injustice repays”, so i’mma get mine
and microsoft ’bout to be raided too, it’s only a matter of time
hey, dant, keep your bases away
hey, felix, keep your bases away
to anybody who embody their love for the craft?
keep their bases away
he creeping at you too if you building by him
keep the bases away
i’m looking to shoot through any creeper that lives
keep the bases safe
[verse 3]
dear enderman
i’m sorry he turned on you, you deserve a better friend
he don’t commit to much except for griefing, that’s for sure
he’s a psychopath, a terrorist living inside our walls
try destroying mansions rather than building his f-cking own
he should be teaching you mob tech or slaying humans with you
or there with you in the end guarding the dragon, always with you
instead, he’s in our homes blowing us up and bombing us
examples that you don’t deserve
i wanna tell you that you’re loved, you’re brave, you’re kind
you got the chance to save our world and you can change the creepers mind
’cause enderman are a fan-favorite
but he thinks that he’s the greatest
love for him is just delusion, but that’s the life he’s used to
mojang probably don’t wanna claim him neither
history do repeats itself, for brine, they ain’t need a reason
but, i would like to say, it’s not your fault that he’s breaking all of us down
give you grace, ’cause, honestly, i think me and you could be pals
so just maybe our base could stand tall later
giving us confidence to build awesome mansions or something i hope later
i never wanna see you bite for no reason, it’s bad behavior
sitting in the rain, plotting explosions for validation
know we love you for eternity, despite all pain
i’ll tell you who the creeper is, just play this song when it rains
yeah, he’s a base-breaker, fun hater, super-bomb, right
and a f-cking glitched b-tch that should never see more life
meet the devs
[verse 4]
dear creeper
i know you’re probably thinking that i just came here to beat you
but, truthfully, i’d rather never again have to see you
ain’t supposed to be a flawed line or code within this game
but you f-cked up the moment you mentioned alex’s name
why’d you have to stoop so low to discredit these decent creatures?
guess integrity is lost when their love just never reached you
and i’d like to understand, ’cause the flaws was all in your code
big creeper, but you showing up as a pig, nothing more
you got griefing problems, k!lling problems
fake mobbing and bombing problems
hate our bases, hate our houses
destroying the village problems
updates are a lovely start, but i suggest a full removal
strip the creeper from the model
i tried to empathize with you
’cause i know that you ain’t been through nothing
crave entitlement, but wanna be like so bad that it’s puzzling
no dominance, let’s recap moments you didn’t fit in
no secret talks with endermen, no zombies or skeletons
just disrespecting the players, identity’s on the fence
don’t know which species would suit you
the model you’re living in his compromised by personas
can’t channel your mobbing act even when standing next to a zombie
you a home breaker
you gon’ try and blow my home up, ain’t ya?
wanna bomb my base, huh?
that ain’t right, that ain’t how mojang made you
take that mask off, i wanna see who f-cked up my achievements
why believe you?
you never gave us nothing to believe in
’cause you lied about me hating mobs, you lied about the murdering
you lied about your future and your past tense, all this perjury
you lied about the code-writers, you lied about developers
they all p-ssy, you lied on ’em
i know they all want you winning
you lied about the enderman, you lied to zombie, huh?
you lied about the other mobs that’s preying, hoping you don’t bomb
you lied ’bout beast boy being out because we wanted you instead
f-ck a rap battle, this a long life battle with the devs
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