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letra de epileptic techno - ray william johnson

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chilaxin’ out with mary kate and ashley olsen
they want to check this new joint, club convulsion
we put our -ss in motion
all my stupid friends rolled up and the d.j. looked like superman, if he were homeless
and standing by the bar, douchebag was hitting on a tranny
oh wait that’s hillary clinton there with d-ck cheney, who was k!llin’ a kitten

i saw shaq, jack black and j-lo
i even saw that one guy from that one show
i saw alcoholic jews and fat truckers
and oprah was there like: “i’m oprah, f-cker!”

and everything was good until the second
homeless superman put on this record
i stood there with my friends and the olsen twins
as he spins everybody had convulsions

dance, dance, dance like you’re having a seizure
move, move, move like you’re having a fit
shake, shake, shake. this is causing a spasm

epileptic techno

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ep-ep-ep-ep
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ep-ep-ep-ep ep-ep-ep-ep epileptic

now i ain’t trying to disrespect epileptics
but the music he played made the place go hectic
the speakers on the deck became disconnected
all the alcoholic jews were suddenly naked
i felt my muscles expand and contract
i p-ssed out on the dance floor laying on my back
reality started fading, cutting in and out
i woke up when an olsen twin threw up in my mouth
and we were hoping we could leave at our leisure
but the whole f&ckin’ theater was havin’ a seizure
except oprah, the music didn’t touch her
still standing hard, “i’m oprah, f-cker!”
i saw the d.j. loadin’ another disc
with most of the party still foaming at the lips
i grabbed my friends and headed for the exit
when homeless superman started spinnin’ that next hit

dance, dance, dance like you’re having a seizure
move, move, move like you’re having a fit
shake, shake, shake. this is causing a spasm

epileptic techno

ep-ep-ep
ep-ep-ep-ep
ep-ep-ep
ep-ep-ep-ep ep-ep-ep-ep epileptic

we woke up once again from a seizure
i wiped mary-kate’s vomit from my t-shirt
we slid out the back like greased up b-tter
we saw oprah there, “i’m oprah, f-cker!”
we made it out alive, booyah!
we all stood around like:
“what are we going to do now?”
we picked a new club. what’d we get?
we somehow rolled up to club tourettes?
the music there gave everyone a tick
and every time it played the whole place would twitch
and shift and switch and b&tch and talk sh-t like:
-ss, barf, barf, -ss, bark, p-ss!
barf, p-ss, -ss, -ss, barf, barf, p-ss, -ss, -ss, p-ss!
we ran away like a jet propulsion
man, i guess we’ll go back to club convulsion

dance, dance, dance like you’re having a seizure
epileptic techno, epileptic techno
oooh no not having a seizure
epileptic techno, epileptic techno
dance, dance, dance like you’re having a seizure
epileptic techno, epileptic techno
oooh no not having a seizure
epileptic techno, epileptic techno

“you little b-st-rds, thought you all knew oprah!”
don’t make me come over there and f-ck you!

- ray william johnson

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