letra de deadbeat rappers (extended) - ranna royce
john f. kennedy:
this nation was founded by many men of many nations and backgrounds. it was founded on the principle that all men are created equal, and that the rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened
lyndon b. johnson:
i urge every member of both parties, americans of all religions and of all colors, from every section of this country….
tim:
we all need comedy to distract us from the real things that are happening in the world. sorry to ruin the party with a public service announcement
becky:
at the bottom of our news tonight
molly c-ssidy:
this is molly c-ssidy
dj:
and you thought the beat slowed down, common
(sample)
molly c-ssidy:
this is molly c-ssidy reporting to you live from deadbeatrappers.com
tonight, we will zero in on why rappers commonly have multiple children by various women and avoid the responsibilities of fatherhood
we surveyed several rappers who are openly absent in their children’s lives and found that they are behind on child support, can’t get a p-ssport, haven’t had a license since 1999, and frequently miss their children’s birthdays
in an extreme case, one father was even unsure of how his daughter’s name was spelled- such unfortunate circ-mstances for the byproducts of such atrocities
if you are a rapper and you fit this bill- you should stop reproducing immediately, take paternity tests for your newborns who are the same age as your grandchildren, and strongly consider a vasectomy
if you are the mother of a deadbeat rapper who condones this behavior- you are a deadbeat grandmother
if you are the girlfriend, fiancé, or wife of a deadbeat rapper and you encourage this behavior- you are a deadbeat woman
rappers need to stay wrapped up before they bone
if this description fits you in any way, you are a deadbeat rapper
this has been a public service announcement from deadbeatrappers.com
dj:
well things are different when you’re out with your buddies
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