letra de junk wash stomp - poxy boggards
[verse 1]
well it was friday night, my friend was out late
he had a big date with a hot [?]
when they said goodnight, it got hot and heavy
she went to suck the chrome off his ’57 chevy
but when she went down, and got too close
she jumped out the car, screaming “oh god, gross!”
my friend came to me a-cryin’ and a-wailin’
what had he done to get her screamin’ and complainin’?
stop right there, i can tell from where i am
you gotta get the funk out, my good friend sam!
listen close buddy, you don’t wanna be a punk
before you go out, you gotta wash that junk!
[chorus]
you gotta wash that junk! (you gotta wash that junk!)
you gotta wash that junk! (you gotta wash that junk!)
you gotta wash that junk! (you gotta wash that junk!)
you gotta wash that junk! (you gotta wash that junk!)
you gotta wash that junk if you wanna put it in her mouth!
[verse 2]
my friend larry had bad luck with women
he got no play, those ladies weren’t givin’
he thought for sure that his life was finished
he walked to the river and threw himself in it
the river washed it off and with that he’s smellin’ right
the paramedic girl sucked his w-lly back to life!
[chorus]
you gotta wash that junk! (you gotta wash that junk!)
you gotta wash that junk! (you gotta wash that junk!)
you gotta wash that junk! (you gotta wash that junk!)
you gotta wash that junk! (you gotta wash that junk!)
you gotta wash that junk if you wanna put it in her mouth!
-instrumental bridge-
[verse 3]
so just remember boys, when you’re hittin’ the town
and you want your number one girl to go down:
before you leave you gotta think of her
she won’t slurp your tool if it smells like vinegar!
[?] wash your w-ng and you’re guaranteed a romp
so come on you guys, and do the junk wash stomp!
[chorus]
you gotta wash that junk! (you gotta wash that junk!)
you gotta wash that junk! (you gotta wash that junk!)
you gotta wash that junk! (you gotta wash that junk!)
you gotta wash that junk! (you gotta wash that junk!)
you gotta wash that junk if you wanna put it in her mouth!
-second instrumental bridge-
[bridge]
buff your johnson, shine your weasel
polish your porpoise, and fill it up with diesel!
wash it, scrub it, loofah, degrime it
soap it, rinse it, and one-more-time it!
same thing goes for you ladies too
wash your junk, and we’ll go down on you!
[chorus]
you gotta wash that junk! (you gotta wash that junk!)
you gotta wash that junk! (you gotta wash that junk!)
you gotta wash that junk! (you gotta wash that junk!)
you gotta wash that junk! (you gotta wash that junk!)
you gotta wash that junk if you wanna put it in her mouth!
[repeated choruses]
wash that junk! (wash that junk!)
wash that junk! (wash that junk!)
wash that junk! (wash that junk!)
wash that junk! (wash that junk!)
you gotta wash that junk if you wanna put it in her mouth!
you gotta wash that junk! (you gotta wash that junk!)
you gotta wash that junk! (you gotta wash that junk!)
you gotta wash that junk! (you gotta wash that junk!)
you gotta wash that junk! (you gotta wash that junk!)
you gotta wash that junk if you wanna put it in her mouth!
you gotta wash that junk! (you gotta wash that junk!)
you gotta wash that junk! (you gotta wash that junk!)
you gotta wash that junk! (you gotta wash that junk!)
you gotta wash that junk! (you gotta wash that junk!)
you gotta wash that junk if you wanna put it in her mouth!
[finale]
oooooooooooooooooh, yeah!
(wash it, brothers.)
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