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letra de despacito (parody) - poptoonstv

[justin bieber:]
i did a remix to this song
n0body knows why
it’s so random, oh
turn every talented song into pop trash
oooh, i am…

cultural appropriating
latin culture, cause i know nothing

[deadpool:]
did you know, that ‘desp-cito’ means ‘slowly’?
that’s how i k!ll my enemies

[justin bieber:]
this song was really popular, so i asked
to do a remix of it, cause i need the cash

[luis fonsi:]
need more exposure
in america, this song is noise
so we let justin ruin it with his voice

[justin bieber:]
i cancelled my purpose tour. it died
made a bunch of twelve year-olds cry
now i’m selling $30 t-shirts
lady: it’s just a plain shirt, loser

[luis fonsi:]
why are kids dancing? it’s inappropriate
americans mumble it, they don’t understand it

[daddy yankee:]
this video became the most-viewed on youtube

[luis fonsi:]
take that, shakira
we’re the new latin pop sensations
we will replace your song at the soccer games
even though n0body knows who we are

[deadpool:]
deadpool-cito!
chopping people up, hang em by there, huevos!
don’t take off my mask, my face scares the niños!
luis fonsi: why are you here?
deadpool: i thought i’d make a cameo
daddy yankee: stupid, stupid. stupid, stupid

[selena gomez:]
justin, why are you in this song?
you are so not mexican
my name’s selena gomez
who’s this? she has skinny legs
justin bieber: selena, you’re so annoying, that’s why your songs are flopping
selena gomez: justin, you’re a bad liar, you have my songs on your ipod
deadpool: señoritas, señoritas
calm down, have some pizza
selena gomez: sorry, i hate pineapples
justin bieber: i don’t like cheese
selena gomez: oh, here comes the weeknd
he is my new boyfriend
deadpool: gosh, you must be sick
bet he’s got a big…

selena gomez: taquito!

- poptoonstv

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