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letra de the universal adjective song (live) - pinkard & bowden

[intro]
pinkard and bowden, yeah
thank you very much
well, we had a request, but we’re gonna stay up here and do another one anyway
we would just like to say if there is anybody out there tonight, uh, that we’ve offended in any way except for you d-ckhead
well if there is anybody out here tonight that we’ve offended in any way
uh, we feel like our efforts have been rewarded
nah, no actually, seriously, if we did offend anybody, we’d like to take this opportunity to male up for it, uh, by doing something that will offend everybody else

[verse 1]
i guess i must’ve learned that word
when i was just a child
but how the f-ck would i know
it would drive my teachers wild
it just seemed so descriptive
when i read it off the wall
i shouted it in the cl-ssroom
and had to stand in the f-ckin’ hall

[verse 2]
you know that i refined its use
when i was in the navy
i learned to eat defensively
and say “p-ss the f-ckin’ gravy”
they taught me how to f-ck around
and live it up on leave
the ways i’ve learned to use that word
you wouldn’t f-ckin’ believe

[chorus]
oh the universal adjective is
f-ckin’ up my life
f-ckin’ up my life (yeah)
f-ckin’ up my life
i lost so many friends
i even lost my f-ckin’ wife
the universal adjective is
f-ckin’ up my life

[verse 3]
i was sittin’ in a bar one night
all f-cked up on tequila
my wife comes in all f-ckin’ mad
says “i’ll f-ckin’ see ya”
i really didn’t understand
just what the f-ck she meant
until she took me into court
and she took every f-ckin’ cent

[chorus]
(sing along)
oh the universal adjective is
f-ckin’ up my life
f-ckin’ up my life (yeah)
f-ckin’ up my life
i lost so many friends
i even lost my f-ckin’ wife (yeah)
the universal adjective is
f-ckin’ up my life

[outro]
thank you texas
goodnight y’all
take a beating

- pinkard bowden

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