
letra de fishing wizard - perp_7
dear wife
i know you don’t want me to leave
but, i don’t love you anymore
i’m running out of v–gr- potions
and i can’t make my staff work anymore
ah f-ck it
she’ll never listen
i’ll just go fishing again
i told the mages guild i was working on my cast
but, i did not tell ‘em what kind
oh, i told my witch wife i was going to the bank
but, i did not tell her what kind
oh, let me be frank
at the riverbank, imma crank my rod to k!ll some time
‘cause i’m a f-cking wizard
yeah-e-yeah-e-yeah-e-yeah
i battle a beast using my lightning
and i battle a bass with my toughest lining
but, at the end of the day i ask my crystal ball
am i really any more than a magician addicted to alcohol?
i told grandmaster hank i was going to the bank
but, i did not tell him what kind
i ain’t got no license so i hope the feds don’t mind or else i’ll probably be fined
i go out fly fishing and flying at the same time
wizard by daytime, fisher by night time
i catch a little guy who’s coated in slime
and cast a spell that’s considered a f-cking war crime
my old witch left me like a catch and release
i smited that b-tch with a gallon of mercury
i use my crankbait, these fish i’m summoning
i use my jerkbait until i‘m chumming
i-i-i just want to live my life
i-i-i can’t escape my wife
i just want to be free
i wish…
i wish it was just the fish and me
but these cod are no match for my rod
(yeah-e-yeah-e-yeah-e-yeah)
i battle a beast using my lightning
and i battle a bass with my toughest lining
but, at the end of the i ask crystal my ball
am i really any more than a magician addicted to alcohol?
but, i think the answer’s that i truly am
because i can ride a dragon as well as i can reel in salmon
but, i drink a magical beer and comb my grey beard
that’s when i hooked her in, lined her up
and sank my wand into her b-tt
and now…
i-i-i just want to live my life
i-i-i can’t escape my wife
i just want to be free
i wish…
i wish it was just the fish and me
but, it never will be
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