letra de entrance - paul shapera
-door opens-
robots:
who are you, we must know if you are allowed
identify your peasant selves and do it now
you must state your legal name and business or
we are authorized to act with lethal force
kevin:
yes, um, h-llo giant metal k!lling machines. we were called here by mrs. xiao-li winters maybe? there’s been an incident with her son?
ryvyr:
incident?
abi:
probably murder. we don’t get called to solve scr-pes and bruises
robots:
please surrender weapons, all the ones you have
please surrender weapons or you cannot pass
kevin:
we don’t carry any weapons
ryvyr:
-sighs- oh, all right
-sound of ridiculous number of items being dropped-
robots:
all your weapons
-sound of more objects dropping-
robots:
you may pass
abi:
those are very scary robots
ryvyr:
why did they have faerie sigils on them?
kevin:
what?
abi:
are you sure?
kevin:
well, that is interesting. where do we go? this place is huge
abi:
santiago winters has invested a lot in this new internet thing that’s taking off
kevin:
that thing where your phone makes those horrendous noises and then your screen takes 5 minutes to show someone’s diary or something?
abi:
they’re called web pages. people and businesses can write stuff on them
kevin:
it sounds stupid. this is never going to go anywhere
ryvyr:
they should put cat pictures up!
kevin:
i hate cats. no one wants to look at cat pictures. disgusting beasts
ryvyr:
they’re delicious
abi:
i’m sure it’ll take off once they start putting cat pictures up
kevin:
here we are. h-llo, you must be mrs…
xiao-li:
xiao-li, xiao-li winters
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