letra de salsa pocket (interlude) - no reservation
dear guy who just made my burrito
you’re an idiot
burritos are eaten from one end to the other
so that means when you assemble a burrito with motherf-cking
zones of ingredients going that direction
you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user
when you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layers lengthwise
that way, every bite has at least a f-cking chance of getting at least two types of ingrediеnts
& there is little chancе of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a godd-mned cilantro cavern
have you ever eaten one of the things you make all f-cking day?
you should try one! they are pretty good
when you are not willing yourself through the f-cking empire of sour cream only to end up in lettuce country
when you eat a burrito
you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a f-cking rancor
humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws
& i’m not a f-cking pelican
but you must think that’s how it’s done
since that would be the only f-cking way
to take a bite of your cr-pstrosity
& have it taste like a burrito
i hope it’s not another f-cking salsa pocket!
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- letra de valeu meu pai - tche garotos
- letra de quiero enamorarme de ti - felipe peláez
- letra de su alma - alfredo zitarrosa
- letra de anhembi - hinos
- letra de um estranho na multidão - ângelo máximo
- letra de seu filho ta sofrendo - trilha sonora do gueto
- letra de não tem jeito (satisfaction) - the fevers
- letra de computer city - perfume