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letra de the grinch - mushy mustard

[intro: mustard]
okay, let me just show you what it’s-
so it’s gonna be like, “doo”
okay, so it’s gonna be like, “ch ch ch”
and i’m gonna be like, “three, two, one, go”
and then-

[verse 1: b natural]
now the grinch has stolen christmas, so what’s next?
like has been pretty dull since that dreck
so the grinch decides it’s time to steal another holiday
he gets a calendar and hops on his unchristmas sleigh
there’s a holiday called national show and tell your work day, did you know that?
the grinch sets to work to steal that scat
first he steals the concept of work
now the world is like r/antiwork
then he stеals staplers
for some reason pеople like to bring staplers to show and tell at work day
so the grinch steals staplers
now national show and tell your work day is no more
the grinch sits down to take a snore
his life has meaning again, he’s stolen another beautiful holiday
now you know the story of how the grinch stole national show and tell at work day

[interlude: mustard, b natural]
you weren’t supposed to start yet, i was like-
i didn’t know that
[chorus: tony zaret]
i’m grinch! i hate christmas, and i got a green —-
i’m grinch! i hate christmas, and i got a green —-
i’m grinch! i hate christmas, and i got a green —-
i’m grinch! i hate christmas, and i got a green —-

[verse 2: mustard]
the grinch is a movie that was made in the nineteen sixties
but when i hear people talk about the grinch i know there’s something missing
usually they’re talking about the live action film from 2000
but in my household this film is not what christmas is about and
we only watch the cartoon movie where he is not jim carrey
i did not like his design in that one because he looks scary
i did not like the scene where the mayor kisses a dog’s b-tthole
whoever wrote that scene will look in their stocking and they’ll find coal
also there’s a newer grinch cartoon made by illumination
can’t even say “the cartoon one” for people to know what i’m saying

[chorus: tony zaret]
i’m grinch! i hate christmas, and i got a green —-
i’m grinch! i hate christmas, and i got a green —-
i’m grinch! i hate christmas, and i got a green —-
i’m grinch! i hate christmas, and i got a green —-

[verse 3: batter]
the grinch he sucks, because he’s green
he’s much too green for my infected spleen
i ate green once it made me sick
green is the color of every ick
you can call it verde if you want to be spaninch
but if you like green then you’ll like the grinch
the grinch, the grinch, he ate too much spinch
the color green is the color of a pinch
the grinch, that binch, he hate christminch
but the problem is that he’s much too grinch
the grinch, the grinch, he’s really mean
to turn into him, jim carrey had to be green
eight hours worth of makeup drove the man insane
just like me if i had green on the brain
green is the color of the evil woman’s head
green is in the eyes of the envious one
green is so so ugly, unlike red
people who like green never have any fun
[chorus: tony zaret, blue twirlypop, sillywhim]
i’m grinch! i hate christmas, and i got a green —-
(there’s too much green down there!)
i’m grinch! i hate christmas, and i got a green —-
(i don’t like green!)
i’m grinch! i hate christmas, and i got a green —-
(there’s too much green down there!)
i’m grinch! i hate christmas, and i got a green —-

[interlude: stir]
hey, this is a song about the grinch
this is stir’s verse, are you ready?
yeah, that’s right, grinch song
okay, here i go

[verse 4: stir]
people say he is mean one
but really he has a green thumb
i don’t mean in the literal sense
i mean he is nice and takes care of plants
if you only saw the movies wouldn’t know
because in all movies the ground is covered in snow
so yeah i think he can generally be really caring and is misunderstood and not like actually is a bad guy
yeah he did steal christmas one time
but there’s something he forgot to steal of mine
the thing i’m referring to is my virginity
i want his grinchy sperm in me
i want the grinch to get in bed with me
because the grinch is really s-xy
i wanna see his fuzzy hole
and eat his thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole
[chorus: tony zaret]
i’m grinch! i hate christmas, and i got a green —-
i’m grinch! i hate christmas, and i got a green —-
i’m grinch! i hate christmas, and i got a green —-
i’m grinch! i hate christmas, and i got a green —-
i’m grinch! i hate christmas, and i got a green —-
i’m grinch! i hate christmas, and i got a green —-

[outro: diet coke]
yeah, i think the grinch drinks faygo

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