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letra de f the police - mushy mustard

[intro: greg & deathray]

[chorus: charlton heston]
i got my twelve gauge sawed off
i got my headlights turned off
i’m about to bust some shots off
i’m about to dust some cops off

[verse 1: b natural]
f the police
to be clear, i want it to be known that i do not like cops
i went to a protest late last year
to begin i put on my protest gear
i got it all clean and ready and fluffy
because i was ready to show off my lack of support for cops
my protest gear by the way is a fursuit
i am going to a furry protest against cops
my fursona is a dragon named fusilage starhoney
she is a dragon airplane hybrid
she has green skin and lovely engines
and adorable purple- and adorable purple specks below her eyes
she has green dragon wings
and a sparkly tail that i had to pay extra for
from the fursuit builder
fusilage starhoney is the best dragon fursona
she was born on a distant planet
i do not like cops
[interlude: kevin]

[chorus: charlton heston]
i got my twelve gauge sawed off
i got my headlights turned off
i’m about to bust some shots off
i’m about to dust some cops off

[verse 2: mustard]
f the police? only if they ask nicely
so if you say please then we can smash nightly

i’ll see a cop and ask hey where you been
get the handcuffs out and keep off the blue light
do mounties count as cops? i’ll screw dudley do right

code 6-9, officer, then we can smoke a few cigs

[bridge: dream, charlton heston]
on my mattress
on my mattress
saw some cops, i’m about to bust
i’m g-y

[verse 3: batter, stir]
f the police, all my homies hate ’em
if you listen than one star you should probably rate them
i hate british people because i’m american

“every breath you take” more like that sting guy’s a snake
“oh my god” more like oh my god this band sucks
if i was married to him all my vows i would break
i’d only date that guy for his many bucks
“synchronicity 1” more like these songs are poorly sung
“synchronicity 2” more like synchronicity poo
“miss gradenko” more like miss grastanko
“tea in the sahara” more like pee in the, uh, toilet
their first album is called reggatta de blanc
more like i regrett-a what i paid
for this album because it’s so lame
i’ll send out an sos to anyone who can take it away
“king of pain”? well, actually that one’s pretty accurate
if it’s describing my ears when i hear these bars
these people don’t know how to write lyrics
listen to me when i write mine, i always rhyme my lines every time

a cd of the police? i’ll never ever use it
the only good part of the band is stewart copeland
that’s because he made the music for spyro the dragon
one time i tried listening to the police on my stereo
and did i hear anything good? the answer is no
that’s because it was a police album, so it sucks
f the police, they can all suck my b-tt
[outro: charlton heston, stir]
let me, uh, give you a sample of some of the, uh, lyrics
no, i won’t do to you here what the police cd did
to the intense dismay of my friends
let’s just say that their music is a load of garbage
mixed with a little bit of disappointment
and a little bit of regret for the people listening
f— the police
“born in the 50’s”?
you play more like you were born in 1910 if you ask me

- mushy mustard

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