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letra de santa claus doesn't file taxes - monsieur creamer

[verse 1]
woah, santa claus doesn’t file taxes
santa claus doesn’t file taxes

[verse 2]
santa claus doesn’t file taxes
this is because
santa claus doesn’t live in any country
the north pole doesn’t have a tax code
there also aren’t any child labor laws
elves are short because they’re children
santa claus owns slave children
that’s how he gets presents to everyone
(he’s evil!)

[outro]
ahh!
and i think we can learn a lot from santa
the way hе runs his workshop shows how slavery can benefit our sociеty
we all collectively agree as a public that christmas is a good thing
and that we enjoy getting presents
regardless of whether or not that means the loss of life of child elves
y’know, it’s not about that, it’s about how it makes us feel
it’s about the things that it brings to us
the understanding that we can create as a human being
see, the woke, they f-cking hate santa
they hate santa, and everything he stands for, they hate jesus
they love satan
yeah, they’re all a bunch of evil, terrible people
trying to tell us that slavery is somehow a bad thing
that’s ridiculous, that’s f-cking ridiculous
they’re eating the elves, they’re eating the gnomes
do you even know what’s happening in minnesota?
no you don’t, you don’t know f-cking anything
okay, that’s why you need to help me bring back slavery, okay
santa is doing something right with those elves
okay, do you see how efficient it is, okay, even if he’s not a great person
he brought a lot of efficiency and amazing stuff
like he made the trains show up on time when you think about it
okay, so this isn’t like an allegory for anything else, it’s all very literal, all very about santa claus

- monsieur creamer

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