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letra de if i could be weird al - moneyshot cosmonauts

[robert lund]
i wanna be al yankovic
so freakin’ bad
with white and nerdy fans i never had
like oprah i would start my own
“al” magazine
with bundy, sharpton, qaida, gore, and green

oh, every time i hear a song
my brain regurgitates it wrong, yeah
so all the words i sing along
are abnor-mal!
i’d be every fangirl’s pal
if i could be weird al

[shoebox]
yeah, i’d be crashin’ alapalooza
in my belvedere cruiza
rockin’ polka medleys of
john phillip sousa

[tv’s kyle]
i’d be an amish celebrity
losing on jeopardy
with shirts like nick nolte
and hair that’s def leppardy
[tom smith]
i’d pimp the grapefruit diet
go on ebay to buy it
i’m no jerry springer
but in france i’m a riot

[carrie dahlby]
i love rocky road, i’ll
get kinky with yoda
gotta boogie like the biggest ball of
spam in minnesota

[seamonkey]
i’d make my roaches wear slippers
fall in love with the skipper
or an anorexic codependent
bingo addict stripper

[jared ringold]
i hear al wants a new duck
that will teach him to swim
i guess it really must suck
to be a rock star like him

[chorus: robert lund, -devo spice-, –spaff.com–, —luke ski—
i never think a song is done
-(the toast is done, the toast is done)-
until you add accordion
–(’cause i perform this way, baby!)-
i pray for one more naked gun
—(me and oj)-
’til -(yeah)- then -(yeah)- i -(yeah)- shall
sing about my root c-n-l
—(drill me!)—
when i become weird al
[luke ski]
duh-duh-duh-dare to be stupid
duh-dare to be stupid

[jesse smith]
i’ll be the quirkiest! the smirkiest!
my turkey neck’s the turkey-est
of all the albuquerque songs
i’ll write the albuquerque-est

[dr. milo t. pinkerton iii]
i’ll kick some pancreass
in this dog-eat-dog business
with my billionaire bikini
supermodel astrophysicist

[spaff.com, -bill dant-]
i’m pretty fly for a reverend
in bolognaphile heaven
making albums in 3-d
-which, cubed, is 27-

[steve goodie]
i’m buyin’ me a cuisinart
on craigslist they’re on sale tonight
i’ll be the king of waffles, king of suede
and king of cellulite
[isnane ian]
i would tell your iguana
it smells like madonna
but right now nirvana
and i just don’t wanna

[jeff reuben, -dr. demento-]
and if money won’t buy happiness
i’ll just go and rent it
so listen up, you weasel stompers
-stay demented!-

[chorus: robert lund, -luke ski-, –devo spice–]
i wanna be al yankovic
so fetchin’ bad
-(even worse)-
i promise i’ll be mellow when i’m dead
–(like a car battery)–
i wanna do the today show on
all al-tv
–(on uhf)–
with roker and capone and al-i g
-(h-o-d-a hoda! what up!)-

they say i’m close but no cigars
-(you’re pitiful)-
to radioactive cnr’s
-(chuck. norris. revisited.)-
from a planet near bruno mars
-(freddie mercury?)-
i’d –(yeah)– puke –(yeah)– cris- –(yeah)– -tals
and i’d be harvey the wonder hamster’s pal
if i could be weird al

[devo spice]
stuh-stuh-stuh-stuck in the drive-through
wuh-with vanna white, dude

[robert lund, -devo spice-, –luke ski–]
i wanna be al yankovic
-(me too)-
–(me three.)-
so stinkin’ bad

[outro: “weird al” yankovic]
oh, i wish i could be weird al too
oh wait, i am weird al! hah! cool!
hahah! oh, oh

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