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letra de beowulf (i am deformed) - momus

i have come with my sword naegling
and the usual aches and pains
to defeat grendel, the monster
lately scourge of the danes
showing no mercy in the mead hall
he laid waste thirty thanes
in return i will chop off his shoulder
then i will deal with his mother

where is the disabled loo?
i’m feeling slightly queasy, woozy
so would you if you’d had to do
the things i’ve had to do
slay the good, slay the bad
do i have the right to use the disabled loos?
did they send the right man from the land of heroes?

stop laughing, i am beowulf
i give you my oath, as i was born
i am beowulf
i am the hero coming to save you
and i am deformed

cancer gubbins that hangs at my neck like a turkey throat
swaddling leather trussing up a shrivelled belly bloat
dangling from my orifice is a puzzling speculum drip
if you promise not to tell anyone i have a hare lip
a smoking hole and a very large mole
my face it slithers, my ears are torn
don’t laugh, i am deformed

stop laughing, i am beowulf
i give you my oath, as i was born
i am beowulf
i am the hero coming to save you
and i am deformed

so go ahead, laugh, you won’t be the first
richard the hundredth, the hunchback laughed
henry dalrymple the simpleton convulsed with mirth
at this sick rubber joke my bones as they poke out of a hole in my skin
at this helplessly flailing mutant appalling prosthetic thalydomide limb
have a good laugh while you’re at it at my schl-ng
my metallic foot brace it scratches and drags
i dribble down a twig
i twitch along the ground
my breugel boots they beggar belief
i have the stinky shanks of a hound
my patchy moustache hides a birthmark
i have come to save denmark
stop laughing …

stop laughing, i am beowulf
i give you my oath, as i was born
i am beowulf
i am the hero coming to save you
i am deformed

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