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letra de everybody in america is female - mitch benn

[verse 1]
all hail to donald trump, the once and future chief
crazy motherf-ckers everywhere are sighing with relief
after four long years of boring sanity, hooray, ‘cos it
is time to get a-working on some seriously f-cked up sh-t

[verse 2]
so grab your sharpie, mister t, it’s executive order time
tell those vile transgender people that their lifestyle is a crime
your gender at conception is the only one for you
but since all embryos are female for the first six weeks it’s true

[chorus]
that everybody in america’s now female
the most feminist of nations, the first country in the world
to declare that all its citizens are female
whatever junk you may be packing, you are legally a girl

[verse 3]
so all trans women are women, it is written in cement
that’s what the president’s order said so it must be what it meant
congratulations, donald trump, you’re the first woman president
‘cos everyone in america’s female now

[verse 4: proper scientist]
“er, excuse me just a moment, i’m a proper scientist”
oh yeah?
“the premise of your song’s amusing, but you may have missed
technically, new embryos are neither male nor female yet”
uh…
“we might even say they’re genderless”
oh man, that’s even better
[chorus]
everybody in america’s non-binary
so y’all had best get used to calling everybody “they”
go put on your gender non-specific finery
and get your ass on grindr, ‘cos this also means you’re gay

[verse 5]
and it’s only gender-fluid people that this won’t affect
i don’t know if this was the plan, but hey, when you elect
a f-cking moron to be president, then what did you expect?
and all americans are non-binary
and let me tell you siblings, that’s just fine with me

- mitch benn

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