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letra de honey in the tank - millicow

[verse 1]
the other day i took a walk in the park
drank all my water, put the bottle in the garbage
something caught my eye when i saw a little sparkle
i saw an old lamp at the bottom, so i started
to pick it up, but it was thick with dust
so i wiped it down to try to clean it up
when all of a sudden it floated above me
and a genie flew out with a misty puff
“hi friend! you’ve freed me from my prison!”
“i’ve waited so long, i will never forget you”
“for my gratitude, i will grant you three wishes”
“anything you want, it won’t be an issue”
i thought for a minute about what he could have gave
i knеw i couldn’t let this opportunity go to waste
i said “okay, can you give mе some money in the bank?”
“a million bucks at home, and the last wish i make”
“seven zeroes in my checking, that’s plenty for me, thanks”
“done, done, and done! it’s all from the heart”
and then he was gone with a long stinky fart
i took a happy jog to the lot where i parked, but
when i turned the key, my car wouldn’t start
“it’s okay”, i thought, “i’ll call my friend mark”
“i’ll pay him ten grand to come tow me to the shop”
the mechanic came back with a funny looking face
“you don’t have any gas, it’s all honey in the tank”
[chorus]
honey in the tank… honey in the tank?
honey in the tank? i said money in the bank!
he must have heard me wrong, but it’s gonna be okay
there’s nothing in the world that’s too much for me to pay

[verse 2]
i got a ride home, said i’ll get me enough
in cash to fix my car and buy everybody lunch
but when i opened the door, bro, i was nearly crushed
when i was hit by a swarm of a million bugs
c-ckroaches, ants, centipedes, wasps
mosquitoes and ticks, and the stings burn a lot
i’m so d-mn itchy, and if that isn’t enough
my phone started glitching, it keeps turning off
now i’m getting angry, and i’m really suspicious
i went to the bank to see what’s in it
she dropped her jaw, “negative fifty million!”
i banged my head on the wall and started bleeding profusely
and i started to bawl, “do you need some tissues?”
“yeah, give me them all, i’m gonna need as many”
“as i can get when i’m homeless, eating grass for dinner”
“with drippings from the ceiling and sh-tting under bridges”

[chorus]
cause all i have left now is honey in the tank
a million bugs, a lawsuit from the bank
honey in the tank, just honey in the tank
a million bugs, a lawsuit from the bank
[outro]
i started my day as a walk in the park
a couple hours later and i’m falling apart
i wish i never found that genie in the garbage
if you wanna help me out, buy a cd and some merchandise
goodbye

- millicow

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