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letra de eat my ass - millicow

[verse 1]
moooo, b-tches, i’m a cow not a chicken
choo choo, chugga, or am i a steam engine?
i carry millions traveling amtrak
and oh, did i mention that i’m jam packed
full of hot air, man, you can’t stand behind me
more gas than a cow on a mexican diet
eating red beans and rice, sh-tting pants left and right
don’t smoke too close or the gas might ignite
come on man can’t you read the sign?
i got it as a tattoo on my right
b-tt cheek, right next to the tattoo that says
private property, no trespassing, exit only
i would probably kick any ass that messes with me
so don’t even try to ask if you find it s-xy
i know i’m honestly the finest quality but i ain’t crawling
into bed with anybody that’s attracted to potty
f-cking gross, i bet the smell of farts turns you on too
go walk into a field and eat a pile of cow poo
instead of l!cking ass, at least cow sh-t has a chance
if you eat enough of that you might find a magic mushroom
i thought it was a joke, people on the internet
talk about l!cking holes that ain’t a clean fresh vag
but hey, i feel for you bad, lemme guess, mom and dad
didn’t stop when you asked to get a chocolate snack
now you’re all up in my crack, trying to get a taste of that
you got a problem and it’s bad; i’m begging god to take you back
something wrong inside your head that ain’t something to brag about
i’m mad about how ass to mouth even has to be asked about
snap a photo of an assh0l- bro
you can eat that til the cows come home
just a wee bit of paper and ink
if you eat this, your t–th won’t stink!
“well in our defense, it’s not what you think”
“take a shower first, and it’s squeaky clean!”
that’s a crock of fibs that i cannot believe “why not?”
you’re full of sh-t! what did you think?
sh-t, while i’m dissing your dirty kinks
i gotta admit that i’m a bit of a freak
because i might have a thing for squirting but you see
i think it only really means that my girl is feeling pleased
and that’s the difference between being you and being me
i’m l!cking p-ssy til it creams, you’re l!cking b-tt like ice cream (like ice cream)
and i got only one question if you like having yours l!cked:
why do you want the sensation of a diarrhea leak?
do you have a secret fetish for sh-tting yourself?
it’s okay, you can admit it, yeah i swear i won’t tell
whoa, whoa, i was kidding i didn’t really wanna know!
i gotta live with that image in my head forever now
i intend no disrespect for your s-xual preferences
do whatever makes you cum, long as n0body’s in danger
but i’m gonna talk sh-t if you eat sh-t for breakfast
i mean it’s already on your tongue; i’m just trying to speak your language
like a cow i shove my face in the grass
turn around and stick my snake in the grass
but i’ll be dead cold the day that you catch me
even coming close to playing with ass

- millicow

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