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letra de roasting every app in the app store - mikey angelo

[twitter] this is where you go if you wanna see thoughts and rants
[instagram] this is where you go if you wanna see thots and plants
[tiktok] this is where you go to do your little renegade dance
[facebook] this is where you go to check up on your uncles and your aunts
[facetime] it’s a talking on the phone but while awkwardly staring
[tumblr] r.i.p. to the corn
[netflix] r.i.p. to password sharing
[twitch] gamer boys swearing
[shein] problematic wearing
[yelp] this is where you go to be a digital karen
[spotify] this is where taylor swift taught me where karma be
[notes] this is wherе you tell the world you’re lеaving 5th harmony
[roblox] this is where you get a free pass to bully some babies
[youtube] this is where alleged groomers pull out their ukulele’s
[pinterest] this is where you go to judge aesthetics like you’re simon cowell
[podcast] this is where listen casually to stories that are foul
[threads] this is where we going now that elons thrown in the towel
[duolingo] this is where you go to get berated by an owl
[reddit] this app’s for discourse
[discord] and this app is discord
[candy crush] this app is like crack to a boomer that’s bored
[zillow] this is for critiquing houses you could never afford
[only fans] when you’re watching this app, who’s watching you? the lord

- mikey angelo

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