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letra de boy meets girl - marlo thomas,mel brooks

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boy: hi!

girl: hi!

boy: i’m a baby!

girl: what do you think i am, a loaf of bread?

boy: you could be, what do i know, i’m just born i’m a baby i don’t even know if i’m under a tree or in the hospital or

what i’m just so glad to be here

girl: well, i’m a baby, too

boy: have it your way, i don’t want to fight about it

girl: what, are you scared?

boy: yes, i am. i’m a little scared. i’ll tell you why, see i don’t know if i’m a boy or a girl yet

girl: what’s that got to do with it?

boy: well, if i’m a girl and you’re a boy you could beat me up, you think i want to lose a tooth my first day alive?

girl: what’s a tooth?

boy: search me! i’m just born, i’m a baby, i don’t know nothin’ yet!

girl: you think you’re a girl?

boy: i don’t know, i might be. i think i am, i’ve never been anything before, let me see, let me take a little look

around…hmmm, cute feet, small, dainty…yep, yep! i’m a girl, that’s it! girl time

girl: well what do you think i am?

boy: you? that’s easy, you’re a boy

girl: you sure?

boy: of course i’m sure, i’m alive already four or five minutes, right? i haven’t been wrong yet!

girl: gee, i don’t feel like a boy

boy: that’s because you can’t see yourself!

girl: why, what do i look like?

boy: bald. you’re bald, fella. bald, bald, bald. you’re bald as a ping-pong ball, are you bald

girl: so?

boy: so? boys are bald and girls have hair

girl: are you sure?

boy: of course i’m sure – who’s bald, your mother or your father?

girl: my father

boy: i rest my case

girl: hm. you’re bald, too!

boy: you’re kidding!

girl: no, i’m not –

boy: –don’t look!

girl: why?

boy: (sigh) a bald girl, yuch, disgusting!

girl: maybe you’re a boy and i’m a girl

boy: there you go again, i told you i’m a girl, i know it, i know it, i’m a girl and you’re a boy

girl: i think you’re wrong

boy: i’m never wrong, what about shaving?

girl: what about it?

boy: you just shaved, right?

girl: wrong

boy: exactly. and you know why? because everyone’s born with a clean shave, it’s just that girls keep theirs and boys don’t

girl: so what does that prove?

boy: tomorrow morning, the one that needs a shave, he’s a boy

girl: well, i can’t wait until tomorrow morning

boy: see, that proves it! girls are patient, boys are impatient!

girl: yeah? what else?

boy: can you keep a secret?

girl: absolutely

boy: there you go, boys keep secrets, girls don’t

girl: mmm, go on

boy: are you afraid of mice?

girl: no

boy: i am! i’m terrified of them! i hate them! squeak, squeak, squeak! whatta you wanna be when you grow up?

girl: a fireman

boy: what’d i tell ya?

girl: what about you?

boy: a c-cktail waitress! does that prove anything to you?

girl: hm, you must be right

boy: i told you, i’m always right. you’re the boy and i’m the girl

girl: i guess so. (gasp) oh, wait! here comes the nurse to change our diapers

boy: about time, too, i have never been so uncomfortable in my life

girl: hey! look at that!

boy: what?

girl: you see that? i am a girl! and you’re a boy!

boy: hey, it sure looks like it

girl: what do you think of that?

boy: i can’t understand it

girl: well, it sure goes to show ya…

boy: what?

girl: you can’t judge a book by it’s cover

boy: (laughs) what does that mean?

girl: how should i know, i’m only a baby

boy: so am i. goo

girl: goo

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