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letra de epic rap battles of mhmstudio: multi vs elemental mikey - marialine-magic

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elemental mikey: so, uh, multi, how are you?

multi: pretty cool, actually. mom just took me out on a night hunt so i’m totally relaxed tonight

e. mikey: well that’s good. my adoptive mom is on her way on a hunt with her friends

multi: well, okay

e. mikey: i know, right? my family is the best and the most powerful of all time. even better than yours

multi:…uh, what?

e. mikey: i’m just saying that no matter how mixed your family is in magic, they’re just soft

multi: oh, you’re the one to talk. you’re family aren’t as royal as they look

e. mikey: um, excuse me?

multi: what? it’s true. you guys are such a wild card

e. mikey: oh, you did not just got there, multi

multi: -smirks- problem if i did?

e. mikey: shall we?

multi: we shall

maria: ooh! i smell a rap battle coming up!

-music starts-

maria: epic rap battles of mhmstudio! multi versus elemental mikey! begin!

~~song~~

multi:
well let’s get this started
and i guess i’ll be first
we maybe a small family
but at least we aren’t that cursed

yours is larger, i admit
but it’s nothing but weak
you live in a castle of gold
with a bunch of other freaks

you have a lot of kids to handle
and a kingdom to run smooth
it’s a luxurious life for other people
but to tell you the truth

you and your sp-wns
do a terrible job
your speeches are like garbage
and your actions are like slobs

e. mikey:
at least i’ve got something
important to do
unlike someone who fights
because they’re forced to

i can’t count how many times
your brothers complained about life
and it’s either going on hunts
or cleaning dirty dish knives

your lucky that your mother
kept you healthy and well
but your life is a menace
as i could clearly tell

you have brothers that betray you
and who see you as a fool
i’m better stuck in a castle
with a kingdom to rule

multi:
don’t get me mad, bro
i’m not the one you should p-ss
i’ll just tell you who you really are
to easily end this

you’re an immortal little brat
who is also a king
a turtle who can’t be happy
and a god-in-training

i can’t even count
how many wives you’ve lost in a war
or how many times you’ve swapped
a carriage for a car

you’re older by a thousand years
but your maturity’s small
when you’re left down and powerless
you’d do nothing but crawl

e. mikey:
my maturity is bad
and my decisions are worst
but at least i’m not a monster
who rapped up a terrible verse

you’re a cold-hearted clod
who never experienced love
who always think of himself and his needs
like a dark little dove

without your amulet, you’re nothing
nothing but a crying cow
you say that i’m stupid
but let’s be honest right now

your family is different
full of weirdness and trash
with you for a leader
they’ll all tumble and crash

multi: -fuming-
alright, now how did we go
to my sk!lls and other stuff?!

e. mikey:
you can just give up…

multi:
that’s it! enough!

i’m a 15 year old trying
to live a life of calm and peace
but i know i can’t have it
because of all the grease

that my family has
and the pain within too
but at least i wasn’t treated as a toy
when i was young, unlike you!

you say to your people
to calm down in a fight
but you’re the one in a trauma
with plenty of sleepless nights

you’re just scared as h-ll that
supremo and his crew will be your end
that they’ll tie you up with rope
and ‘attack’ you again

so, please, e. mikey
you’re efforts are fading and gone

e. mikey:
but this isn’t over
this battle’s just began

maria: who won? who’s next? you decide!

- marialine magic

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