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letra de killer caller - marc rebillet

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[cheese whiz]
oh-ho, welcome back to 92.3 the p–p!
i’m your host cheese whiz, and back here ready to go on one of our very favorite segments now
whoa, it’s time to take a caller!
alright, caller #1, welcome to 92.3
what’s goin’ on?

[k!ller caller]
h-llo

[cheese whiz]
oh, excuse me, h-llo mr. serious
what’s goin’ on with you, whatcha doin’?

[k!ller caller]
i can see you

[cheese whiz]
i bet you can, i bet y—hey, what am i doin’ right now?

[k!ller caller]
you’re giving me the middle finger

[cheese whiz]
…ahem, oh we—you’re—certainly are a good guesser, aren’t ya?
[k!ller caller]
i’m standing 150 feet outside your studio window
i have a barrett 98b bolt action rifle
loaded with ten rounds, i will only need one round to k!ll you

[cheese whiz]
alright, well—phil, w—phil’s our segment producer—is that you? what kinda funny business are you up to over here?

[k!ller caller]
in five minutes you’ll be dead

[cheese whiz]
okay, alright, oh, whoospie
thanks for calling, caller, we’re gonna move up to the next—

[k!ller caller]
if you hang up the phone, i will shoot you in the head
[cheese whiz]
okay, alright
totally won’t hang up the phone then, k!ller caller, okay
c-call the police, call the—

[k!ller caller]
if you call the police, i will murder you

[cheese whiz]
okay
well, you know what then? why don’t you—why don’t you just shoot me in the head there, caller? mr. big shot, what a—-thud-

- marc rebillet

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