oh, there’s a tattooed dentist in ft. collins city
his lies are bigger even than my t-tty.
he drives his patients into a rage,
when he claims to be “new age.”
he drills and drills and then he drills
but never never does he thrill
he’s really a boring old little pill
and he just doesn’t have no skills!
he smiles so much his drool gets slobby
but he just calls himself d-bobby.
you will really have to snore,
when your d-bobby is d-bobby4.