letra de master mode - lordfootletuce
[intro: lordfootletuce]
assh0l-, yeah
[verse 1: lordfootletuce]
tequila uh, mexico
that’s how you already know, doge is here
that duck will probably blame wilton for losing val
he plays brim and finds a way to throw somehow
he always throws it, yeah
he always throws it, yeah, yeah
yeah, yeah, yeah
dogemaster is a twelve year old
young man, he in master mode
[verse 2: lordfootletuce]
dogemaster, you know you are one weird-ass dude
you slept with your cousins and said you enjoyed it too
don’t bullsh-t me, you know that it ain’t the truth
just like how you stole those raft paintings from wilton’s room (you know it’s true!)
you can’t even do your raft job too
just milk the goats, you make biofuel
le cappy-ton will never be you
mebe this is why you’ll never be a part of any crew
you also suck at fall guys, every single time you play you lose
even shibamaster would be a better teammate than you
when i’m finished with you, your five whole hearts will turn into two
[refrain: lordfootletuce & itzmewilton]
wil-wil-wil-wilton said
gotta be honest, dogemaster you’re really sh-t
me-me-mexican b-tch, you always throw, never win
(wilton said)
gotta be honest, dogemaster you’re really sh-t
me-me-mexican b-tch, you always throw, never win
[chorus: lordfootletuce]
let’s talk about something that’s new
how about we bring the discussion to powerschool
who would name it that? it makes me feel really confused
whoever made that name must’ve been drinkin’ lots of booze
you must renew your green card, ayy
your green card, ayy
[verse 3: lordfootletuce]
your green card, ayy, border hopper
taco muncher
twenty kids in your parent’s van
no wonder you slept with all them
you got troubles, we all do, man
but, at least we don’t
have trimesters
your schoolhouse, acts like a jester
yeah you think you’re sweet, when your picture
looks like gru, with a face ficture
with your cousins, don’t be a virgin
get a [?] like, i am a surgeon!
never had respect, you’re not a threat
you’re just the person in peanutb-tter’s silhouette
see, you’re not that bright too, you’re really poo
like in valorant
you always aim at opponents shoes, that’s what you do
like why you do that
n0body knows
it’s time to go
[chorus: lordfootletuce & itzmewilton]
i think i covered everything
from your cousins to your job, that is all i’m gonna sing
now let’s rewind back to the chorus one single time
this is really fun, but i hated making rhymes
you must renew your green card (your green card)
your green card (your green card)
your green card (your green card
your green card
[outro: lordfootletuce]
border hopper, taco muncher, tequila drinker, children haver
now i’m gonna end this song ‘cause i’m out of ideas
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