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letra de mr. dripbag - lil squint

you’re a douchebag, do-douchebag
do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
you’re a douchebag, do-douchebag
do-do-do-do-do-douchebag

hey mr. douchebag, why’s your ego so massive?
you know it’s 2:00 am and it’s dark outside
you don’t need those s-s-sunglasses
yeah we all remember that hot chick you hooked up with once (bye bye)
’cause you went on to brag about it for months and months (months, months, months, months, months)

yeah we all get that you think it’s impressive
but ain’t n0body impressed with how much you’re bench pressing
buying smirnoff ice for girls half your age
telling all your douchebag friends that you “still got game.”

dеar mr. douchebag
we all agree that
you are a dumbass
why can’t you see that!
you’rе a douchebag, do-douchebag
do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
you’re a douchebag, do-douchebag
do-do-do-do-do-douchebag

dear mr. douchebag do-do-do you find it necessary to shout into your bluetooth?
or boast about high school rugby?
“and i would have went pro if it weren’t for my bum knee”
and why you got to complain every single time your not getting laid?
you douchebags are a lot of the same
“dude let’s go. this place is full of grenades”
always trying to look cool, like it’s a full time career
that’s why yo’ facebook pic shows you chugging a beer
you got your gold chain and your wife-beater on
so you can fist pump your way to the tanning salon

dear-de-de-de-dear mr. douchebag
we all agree that
you are a dumbass
why can’t you see that!
you’re a douchebag, do-douchebag
do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
you’re a douchebag, do-douchebag
do-do-do-do-do-douchebag

inconsiderate, ignorant, you drink you get belligerent
you think anybody finds you amusing? no, no, no. not even a little bit
you always find a way to stop all the fun
like, when you scream “party foul!” at the top of your lungs
de-dear mr. douchebag, i caught you bragging again
trust me, man, n0body gives a d-mn what frat you were in
you claim you hang with celebrities when you don’t know any at all
“but dude i’m totally banging george clooney’s sister in law.”
no you’re not, come on

dear mr. douchebag
we all agree that
you are a dumbass
why can’t you see that!
you’re a douchebag, do-douchebag
do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
you’re a douchebag, do-douchebag
do-do-do-do-do-douchebag

hitting on other girls when yours is in the room
you’re a douchebag do-douchebag
do-do-do-do-do-douchebag

walking in the club grabbing all on your junk
you’re a douchebag, do-douchebag
do-do-do-do-do-douchebag

refusing to let go when she says “no”
you’re a douchebag, do-douchebag
do-do-do-do-do-douchebag

cut me off in traffic then flipping me the bird
you’re a douchebag, do-douchebag
do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
“dude, it’s george clooney’s sister in law, i swear, come on. where the h-ll is my protein shake?”

- lil squint

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