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letra de peak of my game - lil' sneezy

[interlude]

[verse 1: lil’ sneezy]
at the peak of my game
sneak in and seek out my claim
speak out, i leak out my brain
i slay the meekest weakest geeks
say i’m the fricki-di-wicki man
hey, yah, that’s my name
gain the wickedest picket fence
post hence when i ascend
safely up in rap heaven
i’m stepping, ebbin’ sensational flow
they go “woah! b-tter my toast!”
i’m through livin’, life got me livid
i spit the riveting pivoting rhymes
yup, my time’s up, goodbye

[spoken: lil’ sneezy]
lil’ sneezy’s about to get shot
but it’s okay
i’m at peace with the universe
and i’m ready for rap heaven
wait, did i leave my oven on?
huh, well i guess it doesn’t really matter now

[verse 2: lil’ sneezy]
i’m gorgeous, it’s a shame that i gotta die
these best calves in the game, make ya lady cry
this the best record of the year, no one can deny
record of the year, right here, say it one more time
best record of the year
feel it soak into your ears

[spoken: lil’ sneezy, rap consultant, beth, & angry rapper]
lil sneezy: “in fact, this record’s so great i’m just gonna listen to the whole thing again right now.”
[plays “big yung”]
rap consultant: “um, sneezy, i pretty sure you don’t have time to listen to the whole album right now.”
lil’ sneezy: “well, i’ll play them all simultaneously then.”
[plays all tracks on “big yung lil’ sneezy” album simultaneously]
lil’ sneezy: “yeah, this was a good idea. this sounds really good.”
beth: “lil’ sneezy, there are about forty-two angry rappers here to see you.”
lil’ sneezy: “thanks, beth. send ’em on in.”
rap consultant: “sneezy, you know you don’t have to do this.”
lil’ sneezy: “no, i have to. this is my fate. just do me a favor and take care of my turtle for me.”
rap consultant: “i mean, i don’t think we’re, like, that close of friends, you know?”
lil’ sneezy: “uh okay, well, he gon’ die then.”
angry rapper: “yo sneezy, we heard your diss track.”
lil’ sneezy: “whatever you guys are gonna do, just make it quick. also, do you guys think you could taxidermize me after you’re done?”
angry rapper: “uh, we’ll look into it.”
[gunshot]

[poem: lil’ sneezy]
i remember i wanted to be the best
i was everything i thought i should be
rap perfection
and yet, something wasn’t working
so i tried to evolve, to branch out
but i ran out of money
so i took the only choice i had left
and at the peak of my game, i was shot

[spoken: lil’ sneezy, yurin, & my neighbor devin]
lil’ sneezy: “and now, here i am, at the end of my road. rap heaven, i’m ready.”
yurin: “hi, welcome to rap purgatory. my name is yurin. how could i help you today?
lil’ sneezy: “wait, hold up. two things. first, your name is yurin?”
yurin: “yeah, i hate my parents.”
lil’ sneezy: “uh, second thing, did you say ‘rap purgatory’?”
yurin: “yup.”
lil’ sneezy: “uh, i’m sorry, but there must be some kind of mistake. i’m supposed to be in rap heaven. i’m lil’ sneezy. i was shot at the peak of my game earlier in this track?”
yurin: “actually, uh, our records indicate that the peak of your game occurred when you were recording a song t-tled, ‘i go hard on this track’?”
lil’ sneezy: “that’s not possible. although i will admit that’s a pretty good song.”
yurin: “well, as you’re emotionally coping with the situation, let me introduce you to your tour guide. his name is devin.”
lil’ sneezy: “wait, devin?”
my neighbor devin: “oh, hey sneezy! it’s me, your neighbor devin!”
lil’ sneezy: “what are you doin’ here?”
my neighbor devin: “so funny story. my house burned down. (laughing) i think one of the neighbors must have left their oven on.”
lil’ sneezy: “wait, so i’m, like, stuck here…for eternity…with devin?”
yurin: “uh, yeah. pretty much.”
lil’ sneezy: “well, guess i better finish this album up right about now. i’m not so good at endin’ things, so i guess i’ll just say my social security number is 4392870512. alright, love you! talk to you later. bye.”

- lil sneezy

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