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letra de john jacob jingleheimer schmidt - lil krispy k

[verse 1]
i got me a shopping cart, and you know it’s full of surprises
illegal weapons and other sh-t i bought from isis
i’ma paint the walls orange ’cause i feel like it
finna grab the whole ass bucket and just fling that sh-t
i need a screwdriver ’cause my nips is gettin’ loose
i ain’t want ’em fallin’, gettin’ stolen by no goose
i’m a see-saw, b-tch i ain’t f-ck with no t–ter-totters
i ain’t want no crossbreed t–ter-saw-see-totters
big stinky b-lls, b-tch, come get a whiff of these
don’t waste no time with monkeys puttin’ they d-cks in dvds
playin’ them cards without the oh just f-ckin’ yu-gi
fa ita ba ita bang bang on a doogie
finna put on seven hoodies, take a roll down main street
you can set me up some pins, i’ll get the ten with my feet
b-tches call me tomahawk ’cause i got big ass meat
my breath is hot like a dragon, i been spittin’ some heat

[pre-chorus]
i be standin’ strong, got that class
electric toothbrush up my ass
packin’ heat, chewin’ gum
look out, mothaf-cka, i’m boutta cum

[chorus]
john jacob jingleheimer schmidt
lookin’ pretty s-xy in that jingleheimer ‘fit
you ain’t know the play my boy jingleheimer get
all them b-tches and they tongues eatin’ jingleheimer sh-t
my uncle johnny’s doin’ drugs, and his d-ck is gettin’ bigga
sh-t works for him, so it’ll work for me, i figga
rollin’ up a joint ’cause i ain’t f-ck with no cigga
i’ma get real bounthy like i’m f-ckin’ tigga
[verse 2]
finna stab myself ’cause i can’t die if i’m dead
grandma’s in my will, yeah she’s gettin’ my head
she gonna put it on the roof ’cause i’m always high
then she gonna blow it up on the fourth of july
call me dora ’cause i be explorin’ that ass
swiper’s chapstick d-ck gettin’ plated in brass
no method of contraception can provide 100% protection against pregnancy or hiv and stis
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- lil krispy k

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