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letra de toughest battle, toughest soldier (skit) - lil clipz

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friend : yo

lil clipz : yo

friend : what’s going on

lil clipz : didn’t you see?

friend : see what?

lil clipz : —– making out with ——

friend : no

lil clipz : well they were

friend : man they been going at it for a while now

lil clipz : what the f-ck, you couldn’t tell me?

friend : i thought you knew

lil clipz : why would i know dumbass

friend : i don’t know, but you have to respect him for getting some sh-t
lil clipz : why the f-ck would i respect someone for kissing my girlfriend?

friend : he just tryna get some head. come on, let’s go back into the party

lil clipz : no

friend : aight, i’m gonna give you a minute come back when you want

the door opens and closes

lil clipz : hey siri

siri : what

lil clipz : what do i do, i don’t know what to do thats my bab-

siri : shut the f-ck up b-tch, i hate when you cry. listen this is good for you. i know it doesn’t feel like it right now, but if you go home i guarantee you will-

lil clipz : siri i don’t care about that right now, i just wan’t ——

siri : i know you want her, but think about it

lil clipz : about what?

siri : you just read about some kid who you saved by making songs about sh-tting your pants
lil clipz : so

siri : this is a sign from the gods

lil clipz : what do you mean

siri : sometimes sh-t happens because the universe has to prevent you from getitng what you think you want, so in result, you will focus your energy on success

lil clipz : siri you don’t believe this horoscope bullsh-t

siri : i don’t believe-

lil clipz : so why are you telling me this

siri : because i know you and eclippz and clipzgod will make it, it’s just this situation right here is saving you from flipping burgers at mcdonalds, you will realize that shortly

lil clipz : how and when

siri : how about this? go in there and just say how you feel. then after, you will feel f-cking amazing and you will go home and write this album

lil clipz : what about?

siri : today, and call it 2008 because that just sounds badass. alright?

lil clipz : alright. uh, what do i say?
siri : say what you feel?

lil clipz : alright. -deep exhale

lil clipz opens the door

friend : hey, your back!

lil clipz : f-ck off

friend : what

lil clipz : alright everybody listen up, i got some important sh-t to say

- lil clipz

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