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letra de the duck and the long john - lil calzone

[intro}

duffy, taite… i just have to say, you are both g-y, ay, ay, ay
that’s right i said it, you are both over… after this diss
ay, ya, ay, ya

[verse 1]

duffy lets start off with you your autism is true
way back to the beginning when your dad walked in on you
you were beating off in the middle of your room
he saw you b-tt -ss naked he was gonna puke
do you remember when molly rejected you?
that sh-t was funny you looked like you were gonna poo
you were so embarr-ssed man you had the stomach flu
when you look in the toilet man all you see is stew
trynna be an actor you were in the wizard of oz
when you were on stage the audience would pause
you walked in the locker room with a tiny erection
and all the boys were telling you to go the other direction
you shouldn’t have won the cl-ss president election
i should have looked at all the other selections
you had this obsession with this girl and got rejected
i think i am almost done with you it’s not what you expected

[duffy outro]

sorry if it wasn’t enough for you duffy
by the way, you said you’d pay me 5 bucks
pay up bro, yeah

[taite intro]

i think it is time to start talking about some doughnuts, yeah
taite, it’s your turn… ay, ya

[verse 2]

taite you a long john you belong in dunkin donuts
you are desperate for the one, come on hold up
you showed us your b-tt
imma have to cut
after this your parents will probably be bankrupt
are you g-y cuz you kiss your friends everyday?
when you die from this i will go to your doorway
and leave your body there to rot and decay
i like your little bro gabe, but you are not okay
remember when you got hit in the face with a hockey stick?
i bet that didn’t hurt you were just being a b-tch
you needed a st-tch
as your friend i would have ditched
it’s not cool bro, you are just a little snitch
remember when you and meg were together?
i knew that relationship wouldn’t last forever
you wanted to get back with her and she said never
i think i’m gonna leave it there and pull the lever

[outro]

i think i roasted you guys enough
i mean, please don’t take it seriously or anything
you guys are still my friends
lil calzone, peace

- lil calzone

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