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letra de paul stephenson's party - kunt and the gang

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the most raucous party ever wasn’t after a premiere
it wasn’t after the oscars or bafta’s and there was no one famous there
it happened in 1994 in a stifford clays cul-de-sac
i turned up there at half past eight and the place was f-cking packed

now there was no facebook in those days, no beebo or mysp-ce
f-ck knows how 200 people ended up in the same place
two blokes were fighting out front, it was actually quite frightening
so i just go in and make a start on three litres of white lightning

paul stephenson’s party
paul stephenson’s bash
his house was f-cking trashed by 200 people on the lash
paul stephenson’s party
paul stephenson’s do
it was the greatest party i ever went to

someone’s replacing the light bulb with a pack of jelly cubes
this bloke’s got his mum’s immac and is waxing off his p-b-s
the kitchen seems to have been retiled with b-ttered jacob’s crackers
one kid’s using a slotted spoon to whack another kid in the knackers

someone’s tipped a box of kellogg’s corn flakes on the floor
someone else has got a screwdriver and is taking off a door
there’s a bloke pirouetting round the kitchen with a bottle of tomato sauce
this girls’ just sucked six blokes off and is crying in remorse

paul stephenson’s party
paul stephenson’s bash
his house was f-cking trashed by 200 people who gatecrashed
paul stephenson’s party
paul stephenson’s do
it was the greatest party i ever went to

this bloke is making pizzas with his mum and dad’s cds
so now the d-mned and squeeze are topped with ham and cheese
three kids threw his mattress out the window onto the lawn
now there in his old man’s bedroom going through his stash of p-rn

some blokes’ fingering a sleeping girl up on the pile of coats
someone’s filled the fishtank up with a box of quaker’s oats
there’s some kid smashing ornaments with his dad’s golf umbrella
someone’s written ‘rape’ on the front room wall in what’s hopefully nutella

paul stephenson’s party
paul stephenson’s bash
some bloke stood on his shed roof, pull his pants down and had a slash
paul stephenson’s party
paul stephenson’s do
it was the greatest party i ever went to

has anyone seen paul?
oh there he is on the sofa!
he’s p-ssed out and someone’s shaved one of his eyebrows off
now they’re writing ‘pedo’ backwards on his forehead in permanent marker

now his parents will wish they hadn’t stayed out for the night
when they find out the telephone handset has been glued on with aralidite
there’s blood where some girl got ‘broke in’ up on his parents bed
this geezers strolling round with his sisters panties on his head

two young kids jerried off the lock of his dad’s drinks cabinet
i didn’t see who did that in the sink but it looks like human sh-t
the toilet’s overflowing where someone’s laid a m-ssive log
this girls pulled on a rubber glove and is w-nking off his dog

paul stephenson’s party
paul stephenson’s bash
his house was f-cking trashed by 200 people on the lash
paul stephenson’s party
paul stephenson’s do
it was the greatest party i ever went to

paul stephenson’s party
paul stephenson’s bash
someone’s defaced a photo of his late nan with a hitler hair and ‘tasche
paul stephenson’s party
paul stephenson’s do
it was the greatest party i ever went to

- kunt and the gang

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