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letra de that crawfish bag! - krystal pavlović

so, this short film takes place in a red lobster
where a waitress comes up to you
and asks about the gorgeous crawfish in your bag (let’s begin)
she goes, that’s a lovely crawfish
that’s a lovely little crawfish you have in your bag
where’d you get it?
the lady doesn’t answer
however, the crawfish swiftly jumps out of the bag
and onto the floor, it runs through the restaurant

everyone in chaos! oh my god! everyone’s in utter sheer fear
because they think that crawfish is going to bite them
what do they do next?
the lady doesn’t speak again
however, that crawfish runs
oh, it scurries, oh, wow
it runs, it jumps, it rolls through that joint
like you’ve never seen a crawfish do before
and the waitress, uh, she says
your crawfish is on the loose ma’am

and, uh the lady who had the crawfish in her bag said
that’s just what she does on her birthday
and, um, her birthday is a special time
it is, it is, it’s a time for celebration
and it’s a time for the big cat to come out of the bag
the big cat, the big cat today said, it wanted
thank you big cat
it wanted, what did it want, girl?
girl, it wanted to get away with that crawfish

oh my god, where did it go, uh?
oh my god
but the tea is, it wasn’t really a crawfish
she got crabs for her birthday

oh, we’ve all been there
what, when have you gotten crabs on your birthday?
can you tell us, everybody on the show?
okay, this is the show on the birthday fun!, oh wow

this is the show
tell us
2018, 2020, 2021, got crabs

oh, ow itchy. sounds like an itchy couple years
i think 24 also
wow, sounds like an itchy couple years you got there, honey
oh, they were
but ever since i went to that red lobster
and that waitress came up to me
i never forgot about that crawfish
oh, that’s lovely
oh my god, oh, and this just goes to show you, everybody
crawfishes may think that you are gonna be their friend
but sometimes they’re not gonna want to do that
and they’re gonna want to be your crabs
oh, they’re gonna be the crabs
that ruins your night
it wants to ruin your night, doesn’t it?
it does
now, let’s take a quick second to sing about this
okay, let’s
you can begin
all right, thanks, girl, let’s see here

that crawfish, oh, it jumped out of her bag
oh, it jumped out of her bag, yes, it did, oh
it rolled on the ground
it rolled and jumped
it bit several women, too

what did it do? what did it do?
it jumped, it rolled, it bit
oh, oh, ouch! now, ow, ouch
those people have crabs
but now that crawfish, it’s its birthday
and you can’t say anything to a crawfish on its birthday
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

that crawfish, oh, it jumped out of that bag
like you’ve never seen before
that crawfish, oh, that crawfish
oh, it jumped, it rolled, it bit
oh, wow, ouch, oh my gosh
that crawfish jumped out of that bag
red lobster called us back now
and i called red lobster to retrieve my fish
but it never, never called back
i was banned from that restaurant
oh, yes, they, they did

i put my picture on their walls, so when they
they put the picture on the wall
because, um, they wanted to warn the employees
that if, uh someone like me joined, or someone like me, uh
walked into the restaurant, they’d know to kick me out again

that crawfish went out of that bag
thank you for listening
okay, what do you say, lena?

i say you sound exactly like lucy gray-baird
and that’s just so inspiring
what about her?
you can’t take on humor

okay

thank you
thank you

oh, oh

- krystal pavlovic

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