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letra de babysitter - ken kaniff

[verse 1]
hi, is ken home? i was callin’ ’bout a job
yeah, this is ken, how ya doing?
what you want?
i’m doing fine, thanks for asking
stop laughing
i’m sorry, i’ve just never heard a voice with your p-ssion
anyways what you callin’ ’bout, what you need?
i read your ad in the paper and thought that you could be
a qualified babysitter for my daughter katy
who, hailie?
no, katy!
sh-t, that sounds shady
sir, i just…
i know what you want; fine, i’ll do it
how old is baby katy? does she feed on baby food?
does she use a pacifier?
cuz i got one that’s attached to the middle of my legs
and i’ll put it in her sn-tch and i’ll even…
hey, what the f-ck are you talkin’ about?
you wanna put your d-ck in my six year-old daughters mouth?
what the h-ll? sh-t, i’m hanging up the phone! leave me alone!
wait i’m sorry; hold on! aww, sh-t, dial tone!

[hook x2]
if you’re a father with kids ages sixteen to six
there’s a babysitter out on the prowl lookin’ for kids
he’s not armed at all but considered quite dangerous
warn your children, tell ’em stay away from strangers

[verse 2]
h-llo?
hi, sorry about that
how’d you get this number?
-69, dumb f-ck, it works wonders
i wonder, i met a girl named katy last summer, at a slumber party
hardly sixteen or younger, under-aged just the way i like ’em
wait, you like ’em?
i love ’em, f-ck i can’t get enough of them
actually, katy, does she go to elementary?
yeah, at…
ward school cross the penitentiary
wait, how’d you know, rapist, sick perverted stalker?
leave me and my daughter alone before i call the cops!
don’t bother, sucker, i got your baby hooked
and i scope her out from school sometimes when you don’t look!
forget about it sir, do you want me to babysit?
f-ck no! are you out of your mind, you crazy sh-t?!
now look, you called me; i’m just talkin’ to k!ll time
i’m a babysitter
nah, you’re out of your mind

[hook x2]

put your daughter on the phone and see if she recognizes
please, leave me alone, this is turning into a crisis!
you’re telling me, basically my daughter was molested by some sick f-ck like you?!
look, i’m having you arrested!
it’s not ok, my daughter’s now six and a half
don’t you get it, motherf-cker?! what’s your problem?! don’t laugh!
even if you’re joking this sh-t’s still not funny!
you’re smokin’; chill out, dawg! i’m playing with you, dummy!
oh, you’re joking? thank god! i thought you were being real!
i almost had a heart attack, but now i feel a whole lot better!
well, you shouldn’t, cuz i f-cked her
wait, who?
your daughter, in a dumpster, motherf-cker!
i’m never gonna change, got that? better accept it
wait, what about my daughter?
i’m not lying, she was molested
i can’t believe that people like you really exist!
well we do, and we sell albums too, you little b-tch!

[hook x2]

- ken kaniff

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