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letra de author - kashettie

[intro]
yo y’all enjoyed that?
now you know me?
“uhh no dude”
man i’m the author i wrote, “alter ego” and “flowers”
come on man
“author?”
yeah man

[hook/chorus]
i’m the author of these stories
i’m the dude who wrote these glories
all you guys you love my beauties
d-mn y’all eat em’ up like pastries

i’m the author of those stories
i’m the dude who writes all those naughties
i’m the dude who does voices of hippies, but y’all eat em’ up like pastriеs

[verse 1]
cl!ck cl!ck boom!
there goes my mind, what you assumе i was gonna say a gun line?
“yeah”
ain’t you nothing from that, “one life” song? “wait what”
yes that i made sadly it is mine, but honestly who cares anymore it was a stupid rhyme. “yeah”
“the past is past,”(uh huh) i say “forgive forget” (ok)
but honestly you ain’t seen nothing yet (gasp)
cause once i start spazzing with a pen in my hand, (ooh)
i ain’t ever done (ha ha) but i am home
i’m the dude with a phone (yeah) who makes music, i may sound acoustic (gasp) screw it
you’re referring to an old song i bet you are probably talking about, “haters”
should i make a number 2? (uh uh no) or was that doo doo (yeah) for you to munch on?
careful dumb dumb you’re gonna need some miralax in a second, it ain’t squeezing from your bum bum. (squirt)
you say i’m spraying cr-p?
take this bottle (pills shaking) have it all go sleep, and when you wake look at yourself
dude it’s just a mirror relax
you’ve already used up the whole bottle of miralax! (ha ha)
[hook/chorus]
i’m the author of these stories
i’m the dude who wrote these glories
all you guys you love my beauties
d-mn y’all eat em’ up like pastries

i’m the author of those stories
i’m the dude who writes all those naughties
i’m the dude who does voices of hippies, but y’all eat em’ up like pastries

[verse 2]
cl!ck cl!ck pop!
now everybody take this bottle i’m giving it away for free!
“ooh” have the whole thing. “yeah yeah yeah” oh wait but you won’t be thanking me you’ll be hating me “cheers man” or loving me if your an oldie when you feel it activating in your tummy. (oh oh man i don’t feel too good) this isn’t supposed to be funny it’s supposed to be dirty, not in a s-xual way i’m mean literally dirty it’s nasty
who said i khye am looking for publicity
dawg that’s kashettie, you said me and him are different honestly i don’t see it
(huh?)
i am me, i just made a name for me (yeah) when i got a whiff of that publicity. (oh)
a thought i wanna be a rapper, but i can tell full well this ain’t gonna go well for me if i keep doing what i did at the beginning. (uh huh)
but now look at me. (what?)
i’m burning up a mic and gaining so d-mn much publicity (whoo!)
cause i don’t be sticking to the old me
my voice changed, an my mind learnt how to use it to my advantage, so i took a few syllables and made a sandwich
which all you loved so i thought i should continue, so i did but now look you can tell i’m gonna be a famous kid!

[hook/chorus]
i’m the author of these stories
i’m the dude who wrote these glories
all you guys you love my beauties
d-mn y’all eat em’ up like pastries
i’m the author of those stories
i’m the dude who writes all those naughties
i’m the dude who does voices of hippies, but y’all eat em’ up like pastries

[verse 3]
cl!ck cl!ck boom!
“just like magic middle finger to my thumb and then i slap it”
(snap)
that’s a whole new story right there. who cares you like my voice, you like the way i talk. (hmm) hmm looks like i grew a beanstalk from peanuts, a buts and coconuts
made cuts that people like
now look at my first track to this it’s different right? (yeah) “duh obviously it is”
the wiz (psh) came from oz cause he couldn’t be gay (laugh track)
meaning ha-ppy
he was mad and rap was a path he ain’t tried yet
now look guess i’m stuck to it, my flows to wet your too used to it
but you love it!
goodness i never knew i got it. (i didn’t know!)
hm
screw it
i can say what i want as long as your little sister ain’t around
just stick her to a tablet and let that brainwash her. (hey suzy look at this)
a you, you sit right here
listen shh listen

cl!ck cl!ck boom!

[outro]
(cough)
d-mn!
this is fun
i’m on stage
(cough cough)
no kidding (light cough) yeah
mhm on stage
“just like magic”
whatever
do any of you care?
(cough cough)
no?
alright

- kashettie

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