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letra de the koopolka: a bowser polka medley! - juno songs

bowser is out to lunch, so i’m subbin’ in his place
my polka packs a punch on any plumber’s face
might as well have some fun with a plan that can’t go wrong:
pull out my accordion to shamelessly rehash his songs!

[sh-ll shocker – friday night funkin’: infernal bout]
put ’em up, then, schnooks
but you guys are cooked
when i play these koopa tunes in a row!
you’re plumb outta luck

[bowser’s highway showdown – super mario 3d world]
bowser’s driving a truck!
so ya better start your engines
your defenses
meet their end
since you schmucks are gon’ get towed!

[the fanged fastener, stapler – paper mario: the origami king]
super mario, he’s stubborn as a mule
he’s at my desk, he’s breakin’ all my office tools!
oh, gosh! he’s got thе stapler! there go all thе springs!
oh, right, these aren’t the lyrics! uhh, hail the origami king!

[bowser’s fury – super mario 3d world + bowser’s fury]
da-da-da-da-da-da-dah!
da-da-da-da-da-da-dah!
da-da-da-da-da-da-dah!
angry bowser!
da-da-da-da-da-da-dah!
da-da-da-da-da-da-dah!
da-da-da-da-da-da-dah!
angry bowser!
let the fire rain! let the storm arise!
let the dark clouds swirl through the sky!
i will not fall again! i will bring your demise!
now the plumber will unalive!
fury bowser!
let the mountains split apart
fury bowser!
the volcano in my heart
fury bowser!
on the blackened battleground
burn it to the ground!
da-da-da-dah!
hey! hey!
[bowser’s theme – super mario 64]
hey there, ya chump!
you’re fresh outta luck!
the princess is gone, and you’re stuck!
once i win the brawl
once i make you fall
got a toilet for you to unclog!
you are just a plumber, fire-breathing turtles beat ya!
run right back to brooklyn, microwave yourself a pizza!
’cause i’m sippin’ the soup, cleanin’ the paint, and also trimming my little bonsai bush!
hey! hey!

[peaches – the super mario bros. movie]
peach, you’re so cool
and with my star we’re gonna rule
peach, understand
i’m gonna love ya ’till the very end!
oh-oh-oh!
peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches peaches
peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches
i love you!
oh-oh-oh!
peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches peaches
peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches
i love you!
oh-oh-oh!
peaches! pe-hee-aches!
peach!
peeeaaaach
(-cough- -cough- -cough-)
(-clinking of metal straw in tumbler-)
(-gulp- -smack-)
(j-just roll the next one.)
[bowser’s blazing beats – super mario bros. wonder]
welcome to knucklefest!
it’s your semi-final test!
think you can best polka’s parody king?
ain’t got no time to rest
smash puny little pests
schnooks, chumps, who i detest
feel the sting!
better run, get the gist?
here come the giant fists
pound you into a grist
ashes so fine!
try and survive amidst
the hands on these flamin’ wrists
your firey doom consists of trouncing in rhyme!
it’s a party have some punch!
boogie ’til you loose your lunch!
move those feet
crank the heat
get right up off of your seat!
you’re gonna face defeat
by bowser’s blazing beats!

[bowser’s wonder rush – super mario bros. wonder]
wonder! wonder! wonder! wonder!
wonder! wonder! wonder! wonder!
arcane darkness consumes the stars (wonder! wonder! wonder! wonder!)
wait, are we still talkin’ bout the guy who drove the car? (wonder! wonder! wonder! wonder!)
[castle bowser battle – super mario bros. wonder]
play the music
bringin’ down the house, this house is bringing you down
oh, it’s no use kid!
bowser’s in the bathroom, so i’m wearing the crown!
it’s time to party!
wrassle with the castle, but you schnooks won’t survive!
just kneel before me
as my mighty wonder swirls up high in the sky!
you’re tryin’ to kick a brick wall!
castle bowser stands tall!
i have the power in my hand!
once i fl!ck you little fleas, my rave’ll ravage the land!

[adventure’s end – mario and luigi: dream team]
in fire of great creation
born from my imagination
you shall face annihilation!
so says (this memo from) bowser!
oh my gosh!
now mario is washed
within the claw of dreams long i’ve dreamed
tearing sp-ce at the seams!
now you will bow to me!
chumps like you
all shall be swallowed in subconscious stew!
oh, hey, that line
makes me think it’s lunchtime!
let’s take five to eat soon!
so now my dream shall come true!
now my dream shall come true!

[unbeatable – friday night funkin’: mario’s madness]
(we are nintendo)
(ultimate tv game system)
(we challenge all players)
(you cannot beat us)
score one million points, if you dare!
my minions will be your nightmare!
at nintendo we play with power!
unmatched here in the final hour!

you cannot beat us!
even with that pesky plumber
you cannot beat us!
you cannot beat us!
i wear the crown
i play it loud
you cannot defeat our crowd, so bow!

oh, will you ever reach the end?
no! we are unbeatable, so bend!

new discoveries
won’t matter when you’re beaten
unsolved mysteries
hiding in the castles of the undefeated!

you cannot beat us!
you cannot beat us!
you cannot beat us!
nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah-nyahh!

[the grand finale – mario and luigi: bowser’s inside story]
who are you
to think that you could prevail?
try and step to me
you’ll fall on your face and fail!
and now
it’s time to bring the grand finale!
yes, the king’s in his prime!
it’s just like i said
i never die!
there was no way a wimp like you could beat me!
your fall was by design!
you got trounced in rhyme
it’s bowser time!
your name is not among those
that could best my koopa might
you shoulda stopped and thought before ya rolled up to this fight!
you challenge me?
you’re askin’ for a royal bowser smackin’!
one single ko punch will kick you

[break free (lead the way) – super mario odyssey]
off of the wall to take the plunge
trippin’ through two dimensions!
up on the moon, we’ll twirl and swoon
just lead the way! (and i’ll follow you!)
i’ll throw my hat in the ring, ’cause you’re the one
a miracle in three dimensions!
follow the brick path straight to my heart
and we’ll grab the flag together
the fireworks are gonna start!

[ignorance is bliss – jellyfish]
princess toadstool
i know you’re frightened
ooh-ooh (you’re so misguided)
if you knew just why you’re here
your fear would just be hightened!
princess toadstool
you’re not so clever!
mm-mm! (a picture says it better!)
all your words are alphabet soup
a picture tells it better!
for the last time…
…on second thought, i think i’ve made my point
…or not!
ignorance is bliss!
ignorance is bliss!
ignorance is bliss!
ignorance is bliss!
hey! hey! hey! hey!
hey! hey! hey! hey!
hey! hey! hey! hey!
ignorance is bliss!
hey! hey!

[post-song]
bowser: so, i’m lookin’ at your performance review, it looks like you failed to beat mario 100% of the times that you tried. i’m sorry, but looks like we’re going to have to let you go
al: you can’t fire me, i quit!

- juno songs

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