letra de talkin' second comin' blues - jordan smart (folk)
went to service yesterday
then out to eat right after
dressed ourselves in fine pastels
and shared some joyous laughter
server didn’t get a tip
cause she looked like a man
she eyed my ar crucifix
and whispered “god is trans”
and i nearly lost it
my brunch
recovered from that travesty
and i drove back alone
i had to hide the easter eggs
before the kids came home
and i knew the lord was with me then
as i made my way back
cuz i narrowly avoided
a homeless mans attack
almost got me up at the red light
i put my window up
saw some illegal aliens
looked like they’d all just been dropped off
by the struggle bus
and i did what any christian would do
and got on the phone with ice
reported the whole family
call that my sacrifice
no it ain’t easy work
but at least its honest
i pulled into my driveway
and much to my surprise
ms. ruthie may who lives next door
put up a new yard sign
it says in this house she believes
blah bla blah blah blah
i’ve always hated that old hag
and her homemade coleslaw
shes always trying to feed us that cr-p
thinks we’re poors
flipped my television on
and there my hero stood
i clapped my hand and messed my jeans
and shouted “god is good!”
the camera panned to my dismay
away from jd vance
there sat the true embodiment
of satans evil plans
you guessed it – the pope!
confused and saddened as i was
i trusted my vp
assuming god had sent him there
to slay the evil beast
by golly was i ever right
next morning the news broke
our leader dealt a fatal blow
to all the worlds woke!
thank god
woke pope is dead
yeah we danced and cried in revelry
for evil is being defeated
by the hand of god oh yes
just like marjorie tweeted
the prophecy will be fulfilled
before our very eyes
and jesus christ he will return
to crush all the bad guys
and ill probably mess my jeans again if im honest
second comin’
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