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letra de johnoo - [ calderside teachers diss ] [ fur soo maine !! ] 2010 !x - johnoo

[intro]
h-llo students, this is mr gilkison here
just wishing you all a very good day and hoping you all study hard for the ever important prelims
you are listening to calderside radio

not anymore your not
[verse]
dissing the calderside teachers ya d-ck
well known fact that gilky’ll stick
osprey, osprey size ay you, eatin the grass confused wi a coo
gilmore mate do you pick your bum, yes a do son it’s awfy fun
it’s time to introduce the man of the show
who is it mate? it’s johnoo

starting things off with the auldyn frida
why’d you no die cuz nainny’uz’need’ja
stupid old too and we don’t like you, sh-g day’n’night in the handicapped loo
on tae mr loudon clearly gay sookin c-ck for his fivе a day never mind the c-ck mibbеh try a pear. you and mr balfour’s c-ck compare

aye that’s right am no fur stoppin keepin it go’in and keepin it poppin
mr crossan mums first name, gettin called lindsay that’s a shame
mr campbell blink blink blink is it a twitch or is it a wink. naebdy knows it’s a mystery. just like her s-xuality (ha ha)
mr shaw your chattin up wee lassies askin fur a sook in a trade for passes
mrs gillespie “am good lookin” no yer naw but yer good at sookin
mr shaw do you love your drink tell me naw then gie me a wink
don’t you worry it’s naw over time fir me tae start over
thinking it’s over you’d be wrang. takin doon your wee teacher gang

mr gow wie the mon0brow. try tae teach cricket we dinnay even pick it
mrs toal you hink yer a ned. looks aw you you don’t get fed
mr bell your a wee wee man search for food inthe garbage can
mrs hartley wee auld pensioner she’s that auld gettin telt no tae mention case she hears it and hits a stroke
gilky made you’re on the proke?
your waukin doon the corridor who’s that doll? mrs graham yer two feet tall
check the size of that f-ckin mole. oh my god it’s mrs poe…johnoo

see the post guy f-ckin bam lookin at his face and the zembrosetam lookin at the kids he’s about to cum. f-cks sake lads it’s pc plum

tony halivas lovely wee goblin gave you a ride and your knees started wobblin. “please oh please john leave we alane. to hit you back i’d need tae be insane” that’s how your naw gunnae hit me back your a skinny wee poof and your on the smack
mrs mccue you’re ugly as h-ll but your still a sl-t cause we can just tell
mrs croan you tap us f-gs but put a c-ck in her throat and she f-cking gags
mr dempsey you’re clearly gay. c-ck up the bum mate that’s wrong way
mrs park you teach religion “am fully qualified” that’s a gid’yun
lovin mrs loudon a really um but she sounds like she inhaled helium
mr stubbs your a gay in the closet watching gay p-rn your shouting unpause it. here’s the best bit he cums in his mouth
mr dalton you’re a one baw poof

[bridge]
wan baw wan baw it’s awfy fun. when ma baws drapp’d wan hit the grund. share this dis yous’ll sit and cry cus johnoos number wan that’s the reason why

[verse]
it’s johnoo mate he’s number one it’s the fact of the matter he f-cked your gran taking doon the teachers wan at a time yer listening tae johnoo in his prime. taking doon the teachers left tae right am taking the teachers oot ae ma sight . am no gunnae stop am no even slowing am keeping going and keeping it flowing. a hink it’s time tae start the end of this diss by taking down a few more on my list
now the next b-tch that features on my list it’s a dead set mate she’s naw been kissed

mrs gardener am talking about you you’ve not felt love since the age of two pumped you once and i said it would be fun but a lied tae you hen it was up the bum

mr reid your second in command think we don’t know you were oan remand. aye we do it’s a well know fact that you started the kit right after you’d got sacked. i suppose you could call it a downward spiral. mr reid is now on the gyro . unlucky mate

think am stoapin am no stoapin yet. am keepin it go’in till ave pounded this tit. this tit goes by the name of gilky. check his suit it’s awfy silky. gilky mate you said yer coming tae ma door. you come tae a door then you’ll hit the floor. go phone the polis you f-ckin grass cuz you know in this diss ave skelped your ass

hope you’ve enjoyed the f-ckin show brought to you by johnoo

[outro]

um, sorry about that interference there. um, students this is mr gilkison. i will be back soon with more information

- johnoo

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