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letra de male pattern baldness - john sakars

[spoken]
what’s that? oh, i’m just on my laptop. just looking at that picture you took of me. it’s a nice picture but, i just wish i didn’t have this receded hairline

[intro]
you wish you had hair like this, like this?
you wish you had hair like this?
you wish you had hair like this, like this?
you wish you had hair like this?

[chorus]
you got some male pattern baldness goin’ on
you got some male pattern baldness goin’ on
you got some male pattern baldness goin’ on
i feel sorry for you
you got some male pattern baldness goin’ on
you got some male pattern baldness goin’ on
you got some male pattern baldness goin’ on
i feel sorry for you
[verse 1]
n0body wants to suck your d-ck
n0body wants to f-ck you
n0body wants to l!ck your b-lls
n0body wants to give you phone calls
you’re gonna diе a lonely man
n0body wants to be with you
’cause you arе losin’ your hair

[verse 2]
mother nature in her infinite wisdom
made your hair fall out so that women wouldn’t want you
the last thing we need is a loser like you reproducing
your forehead is so big, it’s not a forehead, it’s a seven-head!
your receded hairline is not attractive
[chorus]
you got some male pattern baldness goin’ on
you got some male pattern baldness goin’ on
you got some male pattern baldness goin’ on
i feel sorry for you
you got some male pattern baldness goin’ on
you got some male pattern baldness goin’ on
you got some male pattern baldness goin’ on
i feel sorry for you

[outro]
you are balding, balding
balding, balding
balding, balding
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b
balding, balding
balding, balding
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-balding!

[spoken]
ah, what do you know? i’m sure i’ll find some woman who will love me regardless of my receded hairline. plus, i’m a vegan, and it’s what’s inside that counts. i’m a good person, i’m a vegan, i’m promoting veganism. and that’s what’s important, being kind, not hair. hair isn’t important in the grand scheme of things. being kind is what is important!

- john sakars

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