letra de mining (minecraft parody of shiny from moana) - joe da gamer
verse 1
well, you know diamond count was limited before
i was a sad little noob once
but i got diamond armor now i mined up all the ores
because i’m op now baby
did your friends say hug the green guys
you know they’re friendly little skinny mobs
but you blew up and you lost all your iron gear
but look at me
chorus
because i went mining
for the lapis to get fortune on my sword
enchant it but first i went mining
grab an iron pick and mine up all the ores
craft a sword but not a hoe
noobs are dumb dumb dumb
they run to anything that glistens, beginners
and now they’ll mine mine mine down the middle of a temple
f-ckin idiots
i just love free loot
noobs save up free food
verse 2
well well well
little steve is having trouble starting up
tried mining diamond with a wooden pick
ouch now it’s gone that must suck
now i’ll mine it with my diamond pick
but i’ll give you credit for your diamond axe
though you found it in a blacksmith
so just chop down trees, build a hut and relax
i might burn it down
chorus 2
cause i’ve gone mining
i found a temple in the desert on the way
take the bombs and then back to mining
build your fort but it’s made out of dirt
my swords too strong for the zombies man
you could try try try
to tame some dogs but i will tame them first (b-tch)
you will die die die
they will tear your limbs from your body you c-ck sucker
bridge
far from the savanna where
villagers helped you
you traded your emeralds
then i stole them from back from them
you try to fight mobs
but your armors just not strong enough
noobs! now it’s time to steal your diamonds
even someone who’s been
chorus
mining?
you’ll never have enchants that can k!ll me
sorry steve you shoulda gone mining
now i’ll blow up all your chests and you can’t plea
don’t blame me
you’ll never be quite as op
you’ve never done so much mining
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