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letra de amazon santa claus (december 4, 2024) - jesse welles

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[intro]
he lost his rosy cheeks and his cute little belly
he’s been livin’ on a yacht, he’s kind of sweaty and smelly
mrs. claus left in the ’90s and rudolph’s gone
santa claus is amazon

[verse 1]
he ditched the north pole, he said it’s too d-mn cold
he went where wages were cheap and the taxes were low
and if you saw his list, it’d make you kinda nervous
alexa, send my info up to customer service
this ain’t no milk and cookie thing, the man’s got ambition
he’s been stirrin’ up the coco with the federal tradе commission

[verse 2]
he’s been bustin’ up unions, traded elvеs for slaves
makin’ mountains of trash, and toss it out in the bay
dancer and prancer, and donner, and blitzen
they’re all on reindeer unemployment, barely makin’ a livin’
he traded in his sleigh for a big blue van
it’s got a logo on the side, looks like some funky banana, ooh

[outro]
he cut his big white beard and he quit bein’ jolly
he’s been deckin’ the halls with somethin’ different than holly
he bought the washington post, still can’t get good press
santa claus’s name is jeff, alright
santa claus is amazon

- jesse welles

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