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letra de the real jamie hooper - jd_downy

may i have your attention please?
may i have your attention please?
will the real jamie hooper please stand up?
i repeat, will the real jamie hooper please stand up?
we’re gonna have a problem here..

y’all act like you never seen a white person before
jaws all on the floor like cole and tommy just burst in the door
and started whooping her -ss worse than before
they first were divorced, throwing her over furniture (ah!)
it’s the return of the… “ah, wait, no way, you’re kidding
he didn’t just say what i think he did, did he?”
and nurse. dre said… nothing, you idiots!
nurse. dre’s dead, she’s locked in my bas-m-nt! (ha-ha!)
feminist women love egginem

jamie hooper, i’m sick of him
look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what
flipping the you-know-who.” “yeah, but he’s so cute though!”
yeah, i probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
but no worse, than what’s going on in your parents’ bedrooms
sometimes, i wanna get on tv and just let loose, but can’t
but it’s cool for tom green to hump a dead moose
“my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips”
and if i’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
and that’s the message that we deliver to little kids
and expect them not to know what a woman’s cl-toris is
of course they gonna know what intercourse is
by the time they hit fourth grade
they got the discovery channel, don’t they?
“we ain’t nothing but mammals..” well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes
but if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope
[-ewww!-] but if you feel like i feel, i got the antidote
women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

’cause i’m jamie hooper, yes i’m the real jamie
all you other jamie’s are just imitating
so won’t the real jamie hooper please stand up
please stand up, please stand up?

- jd_downy

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