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letra de the hansel and gretal rap - jamorie risin

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hansel and gretel were walking down a road

then out of nowhere came a witch who was old

the witch looked at them and then she said

“would you like to see my house made of gingerbread?”

and the kids were like, yes yes yes

and the old witch was like imma eat em’

but gretel’s gon’ taste the best best

imma fatten em’ up and stuff em’ in a fire

but i gotta do it all before they expire

oh, kids you can eat my sprouts you can eat that mouse

heck , you could just gobble this entire house

just let me cook you, i mean cook you a meal

if you don’t eat my food imma smack your heel

so they eat for like hours and hours and hours

it was a hole lot of candy from sweet to sour

and then gretel started to get full

she said “ we need to get home plus i’m fat as a bull”

she said this as she started to get up

and then the witch was like sit yo small booti down

cause i’m bringing a third round around

“no we need to leave”

“but know i need to eat, so sit yoself in the fire and make this easy

i’m gon’ eat you and you can’t escape

you going in my mouth no later than today

you wanna go back home, yuh

not today, yuh

so stick yourself in a pot and cover yourself with salt

and then make sure to get that pepper on yourself

and roll around in it, cause boi, i ain playin you got your way in

and now you can’t find your way out

just let me eat you, you’ll know what im talkin’ ‘bout

then hansel was lik you can’t eat me you cannibalist

boi it ain’t cannibalism, you a hooman im a witch

you been talkin like kim possible like wats the sitch?

then gretel whispered we should leave

you ain’t leaving, listen to me

girl you betta speak up, stop talkin like micheal jackson

if you don’t like my house you can go and pack yo bags then

ok

no that’s a joke

u look all dirty so go to the sink and wash your face in c0ke

stay ova there and let yo face soak

sounds nice witch lady, but we gotta go now

oh sit down gretel, i’ll only eat for a minute now-

oh wait is that a cow

wha- wha- where that ain’t no cow

dats a bear

but hansel and gretel was runnin runnin runnin

but the which was still comin comin comin

but lucky for them the which had tripped on a stick

and fell off the cliff! the end!

- jamorie risin

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