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letra de jack calls luis (skit) - jack rootes

“yo. ayy luis, umm, i just got your voicemail right now man and… god, i’d wish you’d answer the f-cking phone. it’s like every time that i call you, you don’t answer. i’m already in a bad mood right now. but anyway, i got your voicemail regarding ‘trendy’ and the third verse, man. and all i’m gonna say about it mate is, if these kids are stupid enough to try the stuff i said in the third verse, then i’m not taking a single ounce of responsibility, okay? but anyway, get this man; i was scrolling through facebook the other day and i came across this post by some woman that i don’t know, and get this alright! this little b-tch had the nerve to say that i’m a bad influence, because her four year old son is walking around the house singing ‘hard candy’ at the top of his lungs from my ‘life without boundaries’ album! and you know the song that i’m on about: ‘she wants hard candy, some tongue and brandy, my sweetest su-‘, i’m not gonna sing the whole chorus, but you get the point. so, according to her, it’s my fault because her son is going around singing this explicit song when she is the parent and it’s her job to avoid exposing stuff like that to her kids! like… i’m not your f-cking babysitter! i’m not gonna look after your kid while you’re getting drunk on wine, scrolling through social media and not giving a sh-t about your children in general! but get this alright, i think i’ve found this woman’s address and i’m on my way to this c-nt’s f-cking house to give her a f-cking good talking to about what it means to be a good parent! alright, i’ll call you later.”

- jack rootes

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