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letra de ex position - isaac laser brain

hey man did you hear what happened yesterday?

ugh great. no i did not. but let me guess. some guy from outer sp-ce wants to destroy the world cause his hot alien girlfriend broke up with him. is that it?

what? no! wait is that actually happening right now?

no you idiot of course not

oh well i don’t know. i mean we got a giant lizard thing that wrecks a building every other week. i’d say it’s possible

whatever man. what’s the news what’s the news?

okay listen to this
you remember that hero that got his sh-t pushed in last summer?

you’rе gonna have to be a little bit morе specific

tsk. common man the one that got kidnapped

oh! that guy that tried to stop ned during the bank heist? that sh-t was brutal man. dude didn’t even have a face after that

no! that was last last summer. this is something else

uh. sorry i don’t remember

alright look. there was this hero right. he had the basic kit: flight, super strength, speed. he was super underground too right. wasn’t worried about trying to make a name for himself. but everyone that saw him really liked him. anyway i guess due to scheduling or something he and ned had never fought before. but this guy must have had some really bad luck that day. cause it was the first time they’d ran into each other. dude did not know what he was getting himself into and tried to stop him. and ned was not having it
he grabbed him by the leg and through him into 4 buildings. it was a whole scandal. he took the guys cape , ripped it off and hung him with it
wait how do you hang someone that can fly?

i don’t know but he did. he was foaming from the mouth and everything. everyone saw it. and after that ned just left the scene and took the body with him

oh. is that the guy that was turned into the meat puppet thing?

yes. exactly

oh sh-t. okay so what happened?

well apparently he’s back

back? what do you mean he’s back?

well he’s super mutilated and gross right now. but it’s definitely him. dude has some screws loose in his head. literally. keeps going on about revenge this ned that. goes after bad guys and cops

huh that’s cool. he’s going after the fish man

yeah

cool

yeah. we better keep an eye out

yep
so do you really think there’s sp-ce guys?

- isaac laser brain

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