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letra de the dating game - insane clown posse

the dating game lyrics
-host-
let’s meet contestant number one!
he’s a skitsofranic serial k!ller clown who says women love his s-xy smile!let’s find out if his charm will work on sharon.sharon, whats your question?

-sharon-
contestant number one, i believe that first impressions last forever. so lets say you were to come over to my parents house and have dinner with me and my family. tell me what you would do to make that first impression really stay

lets see well id have to think about it
i might show up in a tux ha but i doubt it
id prolly just show up naked like i always do
id look your momma in the eye and tell her f-ck you
hurry up b-tch im hungry i smell spaghetti!
then id pinch her loopy ass and tell her get the food ready!
your dad would start trippin and get me p-ssed
id have to go up and bust him in his f-ckin lips
its dinner time
we’re hearin grace from ya motha
id pull a 40 out and pour some for ya lil brotha!
im steady starin atcha sista
ill tell ya this
for only 13 she got sum big tits!
afta dat, your dad would try to jump again
only this time id take a 40 to his chin
after your mom does the dishes an the silver ware
id dry f-ck her til i nut in my underwear
-host-
now lets meet contestant number two!
hes a psychopathic durranged crackhead freak who works for the dark carnival
he says woman call him stretch nuts!
sharon lets hear your question!

-sharon-
i like a man whos not afraid to show his true emotions
a man who expresses himself in his own special way
number two, if you fell in love with me what would you do?

first thing i could never love you
you sound like a witchy b-tch yo f-ck you
but if i did id prolly show u that i care
by takin all these otha m-th- f-ckaz outta here
id go thru ya phone book n wack em all
id find contestant numba one n break his f-ckin jaw
(what!?)
anyone who lookd atcha would have to pay
id be blowin f-ckin nuggets off all day
id grab ya titties n stretch em down past ya waist
watch em spring up n hitcha in tha face
id sing love songs to ya tha best i can
id getcha naked an hit it like a caveman
we would go to tha beach n walk thru tha sand
id thro a lil in ya face n say im juss playin
as ya spit it all out id rub ya back
n grab ya underwear n wedge it up ya ass crack
-host-
well it sounds like #2 is just over flowing with sensitivity sharon.its a tough choice so far!sharon, lets have your next question to see which is gonna win the rights to your next date

-sharon-
ok if we were at a dance club and you both noticed me at the same time.tell me how would you each get me to notice u and what would your pick up lines be? remember who evers the smoothest wins!

ok first id slide up to the bar
and tell you that i can’t believe how f-ckin fat you are
id tell you that i like the way you make ya titties shake
and if you lost a lil weight ud look like rikki lake

f-ck that
youd be jackin me quick
id order u a drink
and stir it wit my d-ck
and then to get your attention in the crowded place
id simply walk up in stick my nuts in ya face!

yea freak her wit her nuts yo thatll get her

tell her that shes fat yah thatll work even betta!

look f-ck you
i gotta strong rap sh-t
you dont want contestant #2 hes mad wack
i walked into a bar n there he was
standin up on a bucket -ughhh-
tryn to f-ck it!
it was a big f-ckin smelly ass farm llama
d-mn doggg

how you gonna diss yo momma?

- insane clown posse

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