letra de dick so small - hooligan christian
[intro]
hooligan christian (ayy)
[chorus: coope]
she told me that my d-cks not very large
i wrote this song so you can sing along
errybody knows why i’ve been gone
’cause she thought i had a big schl-ng
we need some medication (b-tch)
a little dedication
this sh-t’s too real
my meat’s so tiny they only let me order happy meals (go)
[verse 1: hooligan christian]
hooligan christian (brrr)
walking down the halls (woo, woo)
d-ck so small (okay), p-ss all on my b-lls (ouch, ouch)
i can’t tell if i’m hard or soft (yeah)
she says i’m great like the chinese wall (ching-chong)
your girlfriend wanna take all of my pants off (okay, okay)
i said h-ll nah b-tch just get your hands off (okay, okay)
ah sh-t, drippin’ like a faucet
go to the bank, make a deposit (woo)
negative 32 books in my wallet, but back to the topic
walk it or talk it
[verse 2: dylan polley]
suckin’ my d-ck in the bathroom the b-tch wanna suck on my nut
eating that booty like pudding and riding this d-ck till i bust (ayy, ayy)
she said she tasting my sauce, ayy
she said she sucking my b-lls, ayy
feeling her love for my closet, ayy
making my d-ck fall off, ayy
making my d-ck fall off, yeah
come and jump off of my c-ck, yeah
my boys and we got small c-cks, yeah
condom is gonna fall off, b-tch
filling me up and i’m slowing it down and that b-tch wanna give me the crown (crown)
f-cking it up and i got a small d-ck in that b-tch and it’s making her frown (b-tch)
[chorus: coope]
she told me that my d-cks not very large
i wrote this song so you can sing along
errybody knows why i’ve been gone
’cause she thought i had a big schl-ng
we need some medication
a little dedication
this sh-t’s too real
my meat’s so tiny they only let me order happy meals
[interlude: dylan polley & hooligan christian]
bro, where the f-ck is st–zy at?
i don’t know. get his ass in the booth
call him up
[verse 3: st–zy kane]
came in this b-tch with a small d-ck
got a bad b-tch she ain’t even thick
can’t even suck me she only just l!ck
when i have s-x my duration is quick
i’m back on my sh-t (fax)
she give me a dance
it’s small so i’m letting her know in advance
she pull down my pants
got on her knees, praise to the lord she all on my belly b-tton
i hope she’s not my cousin
put my cares in the oven (what? what?)
she call me daddy so i f-cked her mamma (sneezes)
eating her ass on the back of a llama
my money got commas like i’m sick of pauses
f-cking your b-tch and i come out the closet
where’s my deposit?
coins in pocket
i’m being factual let’s just be honest
my tiny p-n-s bring joy to the world
it helps the economy like a nonprofit n-gga
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