letra de tennessee border no. 2 - homer & jethro
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her eyes was red, her name was helen
her head looked like a watermelon
her hair was long, she had a toni
her neck looked like a roll of bologney
her t–th stuck out so fer, she didn’t have much sense
she could gnaw an ear of corn right thru’ a picket fence
our marriage license cost a quarter
on the tennessee border
one night i took her out to see what wе could see
just then i saw her husband, and he stood six-foot three
hе had brass knuckles – all made to order
now my t–th are scattered on the tennessee border
her hair was red, her name was hann-er
her nose looked like a big banan-er
she weighs so much he had some trouble
he thought that he was seein’ double
he put his arm around her and he tried to hug her
but he couldn’t get close enough
’cause she had too much blubber
she was too fat
he couldn’t court her
now she wears a girdle
around her tennessee border
one night i took her out just across the line
she stubbed her toe and fell in a barrel of turpentine
“young man”, (huh?), “young man”
“where is my daughter?”
“well the last time i see’d her
she was tearin’ across the tennessee border.”
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